Twitter Quotes · Page 168

Facebook should have a relationship status saying; 'Friends with benefits' since that's all anyone is anymore.

— Anonymous

I thought I loved her, but she had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is

— Nikhil Saluja

I spend a lot of time on social media, I'm on Facebook every day; I'm on Twitter every day.

— Sylvia Day

This is my Twitter Account, I tweet what I want whenever the hell I want!

— Brandon Samuel

Before fellating anonymous man in back room of bar, be sure to ask, You don't have AIDS, do you?

— Nikhil Saluja

When I first came out there was no such thing as Twitter or Facebook. And the blogs! Like, what is that?

— Christina Aguilera

If Facebook ever makes it so someone can see how many times you've viewed their profile, we're all screwed.

— Ritu Ghatourey

I know now it's not a big deal what is happening on Twitter and stuff like that, so I deleted the apps.

— Lauri Markkanen

“People don't buy Moet & Dom because they love the taste, the buy it because they need "Livin' Large" photo on Facebook!”

— T.A

Am I the only person in the world who is shocked and amazed at the ongoing flattery of uebergeek Mark Zuckerberg?

— Tom Hodgkinson

I'm a 24-hour tweet machine, I'm a 24-hour blogger. When there's no pressure on me, I can talk and write and lecture…

— Questlove

Social is about engaging, it's about a conversation, it's about listening and then responding, it's an ongoing conversation with our fan base.

— Stephanie McMahon

The social-media discourse is very different from what it might be on the ground. It's easy to bloviate without having to look…

— Debra Granik

I'm on Twitter, Facebook. There's a lot you can do with it, and it's great to keep in touch. I try to…

— Donovan Bailey

It's even rougher for the kids today because they have social media - it's as if they're being interviewed every moment of…

— Dante Basco

The companies that won't do well will be the me-too companies: the fifth, sixth, seventh version of Twitter, etc.

— Jason Calacanis

I've had people say to me, 'How dare you have a Twitter,' you know, with my gimmick, I guess, and I just…

— Luke Harper

Social media is all about presenting the happiest, most positive version of yourself to the world. I'm here to say that we…

— Carrie Hope Fletcher

Are companies like YouTube, Facebook, and Twitter open technology platforms or publishers with curated content? For years, Big Tech giants have tried…

— Michael J. Knowles

People choose the most flattering photos of themselves to put on Facebook. Text messages can be vague and confusing. But conversations are…

— Chelsea Martin

I think social media is a double-edged sword for athletes and celebrities. I think sometimes it's the worst thing. It gives people…

— Matt Barnes

On my posts, I would tell people, 'If you like this, give it a share.' If you go online and look at…

— Kane Brown

Twitter is not art. But it inspires me in the way that art used to inspire me. Art used to make me…

— Kenneth Goldsmith

“Twittering just seemed to be people telling other people what they were doing--getting in the shower, making coffee. Who on earth wanted…

— Kate Atkinson

I barely recognized Megan Fox in my last tweet. She's changed so much from her younger days.

— Anonymous

There is a fine line between what you just tweeted and what you see in a big tits girl.

— Nikhil Saluja

If I want to communicate with fans, usually I go on Twitter.

— Ian Harding

I get a kick out of replying to people on Twitter sometimes if I make a joke.

— Scott Rogowsky

For Halloween you should go as the person you pretend to be on Facebook..!

— Bernajoy Vaal

I don't have social media so I'm kind of in a bubble, but I hear there's a lot going on.

— Mike Colter

MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is not so much finding the right person -- but being the right person;

— Nikhil Saluja

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.

— Nikhil Saluja

LIKE IF : Stalking all the girls he talks to on Facebook, so you cansee if they're prettier than you..

— Anonymous

“It is proper netiquette to invite new friends in real life to connect with you on the internet.

— David Chiles

I focus on myself, but all these stupid comments you read on social media and journalists, it's really stupid.

— Max Verstappen

If beer pong was one of the event in the Olympics, I would get gold for sure.

— Nikhil Saluja

Social Media is much bigger than we give it credit for. It’s not just about PR or just about marketing.

— Brian Solis

I have people on Twitter that they know better my own platform than myself.

— Maxime Bernier

Just converted to a new religion. It's called idontgiveafuckism.

— Nikhil Saluja

Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

— Anonymous