Site Engineer is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
On one thing, at least, men & women both agree: They both distrust women. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Social Media brands faster than any other existing Marketing plan and for much cheaper! — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
If I sign up for Facebook and want my account destroyed, it is impossible. They keep tabs on you; there will always… — Robert Cailliau Copy Share Image
Who was the reason for world war 2? Adolf Hitler,but who will be the reason for world war 3?Mark Zuckerberg ,facebook shit — Blackson Beats Copy Share Image
With social media, there are no facts behind it. People hear something, and they just run with it. And things get spread,… — Julio Jones Copy Share Image
Social media has exacerbated a trend whereby people speak with complete authority on every subject, regardless of how informed they are. — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
I love Twitter in particular because it allows me to grow and see how people feel about the decisions I make. My… — Jon Jones Copy Share Image
I use Facebook quite a lot to keep up with my friends, although I had to delete 'Words With Friends' from my… — Joshua Bell Copy Share Image
ME Widout U?…???????? It's Like A Facebook Without Friends, Youtube Without Music Google With No search Results Computer Without Internet Night Without… — AB Copy Share Image
For a long while, I was really against Twitter. I mean, who cares if I'm in an airport or had broccoli for… — Shantel VanSanten Copy Share Image
I actually quite love following Lisa Rinna on Twitter, because she tweets like I tweet, which is like, 'Just dropped off the… — Ross Mathews Copy Share Image
Facebook is not ideologically neutral. In fact, it emerges from a very particular world view which we can trace back to Hobbes.… — Tom Hodgkinson Copy Share Image
I have no interest in Twitter or Twotter or Twatter. It would never occur to me to use it. People who Tweet… — David Jason Copy Share Image
I've yet to use a cellphone, and I've never tweeted or entered Facebook. I try not to go online till my day's… — Pico Iyer Copy Share Image
The tweets are getting shorter, but the songs are still 4 minutes long. You're coming up with 140-character zingers, and the song… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I think of what that person must be going through and thinking, that they might feel better by pulling someone else down.… — Janhvi Kapoor Copy Share Image
I've been trying to communicate with other people online all my life, because I was home-schooled, so I moved around. And that… — Felicia Day Copy Share Image
“An Australian study entitled ‘Who Uses Facebook?’ found a significant correlation between the use of Facebook and narcissism. ‘Facebook users have higher… — Tim Chester Copy Share Image
“You think Facebook was created by some asshole at Harvard? That asshole is on the government payroll.” — Amy Kinzer Copy Share Image
“I was basically born knowing how to casually stalk people on social media.” — Becky Albertalli Copy Share Image
Twitter wanted to become a more egalitarian justice system, but instead it became a draconian one. — Jon Ronson Copy Share Image
I've never felt this way about anyone before. - Every girl, literally every time they like a guy — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think Twitter will be a fundamental part of how people interact with their government. — Evan Williams Copy Share Image
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Animal testing is a terrible idea. They get nervous and give the wrong answers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Coolest way to end the conversation in Facebook is by just LIKE the comment... — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
You know what's fun? Go to a German restaurant and insist on using chopsticks. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's hard for me to say I love you because the word you isn't beer or sex or football. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is great for getting upset about things people say even though you haven't seen them in 12 years. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
A lot of women don't like to give blow jobs. On a related note: A lot of marriages fail. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
