“Whoa. Time out. It's been a long, stressful day, but let's not talk crazy.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Maybe next time we just open the door and start out with some bitch slapping.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Every time I write 'Stephanie Plum', it's going to be Katherine Heigl's face there. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Happens to me all the time...People are always underestimating my dumbness. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
On the bright side, I'm sure this isn't the last time you'll ever get firebombed, so maybe you'll have better luck next… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Lately, I’ve been spending a lot of time rolling on the ground with men who think a stiffy represents personal growth.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I'm so busy writing and editing two books a year that I don't have time for painting anymore. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Suppose I lay down on the pavement and you run over me a few times with my own car...just for old times. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
My world is better. Why would I want to waste my time playing golf? I can get up in the morning and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Babe,” Ranger said, “you need to make some decisions.” “I made decisions. I’m just having a hard time sticking to them.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Thats what her cars do," Lula said. "They explode. But I gotta tell you this was the best. This here's the first… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I was pressed for time, so all I was able to whip up was deviled eggs with a dollop of Tsar Nicoulai… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I did a co-authored book not so long ago that was an American historical romance set at the turn of the century.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Next time I fall in love it's going to be with someone who isn't an expert in fibbing." "You're in love with… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“A light rain had started to fall. He pulled my jacket hood up and tucked my hair in. His finger traced a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I've noticed you only speak ghetto half of the time." - Stephanie "I'm multi-lingual," Rancher said. I followed him to the door,… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Ranger smiled. “There are times when I seriously consider marrying you, but then I get yet another black mark on my path… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
That might work," I said. "I'm good at faking it." This led to a couple moments of uncomfortable silence from both of… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
That’s nice of you, but it’s not necessary to loan me a car.” “I loan you cars all the time.” “And I… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Men!" "At least we don't fake it." "Listen, it was your uncle. And we were late, remember? So I made the sacrifice… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Ranger picked up and there was a moment of silence as if he was sensing me at the other end, taking my… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Maybe it's just not the right time for us to be married. I don't want to be a bounty hunter for the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Every time I get social with you I end up all by myself, naked, in the middle of the street.” I rolled… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“be refreshing.” Ranger smiled. “There are times when I seriously consider marrying you, but then I get yet another black mark on… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I think money isn't any good sitting around, so I spend some time in the shoe department at Saks. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Lots of times I'm not crazy about the writing, but I keep moving ahead and somehow it gets better. The important thing… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
God's a busy guy. He don't have time to micromanage. What are the chances he heard that? It's early in the morning.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I was listening to you the whole time. I didn’t trust you to hang on to the earbud, so I had a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
I write to entertain. When people read one of my books I want them to finish with a smile on their faces, feeling a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
“I hate shopping for clothes," Kate said. "I liked when I was in the military and all I needed was camouflage gear." "Shopping can… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
“I’m told there’s a paint specialist in Denver who does wonderful work,” Judy said. “I’ve started a GoFundMe page for Mr. Murphy.” “That’s a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
![“He [Ranger] peeled my [Stephanie] clothes off and wrangled me into bed. And then suddenly he was inside me. He once told me that time spent with him would ruin me for all other men. When he said it, I thought it was an outrageous threat. I no longer though it outrageous.” quote by Janet Evanovich](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/394/janet-evanovich-291_bed_he-ranger-peeled-my-stephanie-clothes-of_2292327.jpg)
