I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“If you buy chocolate with loose change the calories don’t count.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
What are you doing back at the bakery?” I asked [Diesel]. “Did you know Wulf was here?” “No. I knew food was… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
And something chocolate, of course. A meal was not a meal without some sort of chocolate for desert. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Then you know that my portrayal was dead-on. He breaks into homes and asks children to eat him. He's obviously not a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Cracker Jacks don't count as junk food because they're corn and peanuts, which we know to be high in nutrition. And they… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Cooking wasn’t so bad, I thought. In fact, it was a lot like sex. Sometimes it didn’t seem like such a good… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Howie's doctor told him to lose ten pounds, and since Howie's been on a diet he's gained three. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Here's a basic difference between Morelli and me. My first thought was always of cake. His first thought was always of sex.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“I was pressed for time, so all I was able to whip up was deviled eggs with a dollop of Tsar Nicoulai… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Lennie Smullenski and Anthony Zuck bake the goodies in the back room in big steel ovens and troughs of hot oil. Clouds… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. "How does he always get food stuck to him?" I asked Morelli. "I… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I wasn’t a fabulous cook. I didn’t have a boyfriend, much less a husband. And I wasn’t a big financial success. I… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Tastykakes are just another of the many advantages of living in Jersey. They’re made in Philly and shipped to Trenton in all… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“A complete stranger--a giant pancake, no less--has just appeared in their home," Boyd said. "Why isn't anyone reacting to this? Wouldn't they… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“His pager beeped, and he looked at the readout. “I have to get back to Deal. Do you have any secret weapons in your… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
You gonna take the case?" It's not a case. It's a missing person. Sort of." You're gonna have a devil of a time finding… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
Are we fighting?" I asked Morelli. "No. Were discussing." "Are you sure?" "Am I yelling?" Morelli asked. "Is my face purple? Are the cords… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
“changed expression. Wariness, maybe. I felt a body move so close it was skimming my own, and a warm hand protectively settled at the… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
Mooner was walking around laying his hands on the cars, divining karma. "this is it", he said, standing by a small khaki-colored jeep."this car… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
“Ranger was waiting. He was dressed in black slacks, a form-fitting black T-shirt, and a black blazer.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
I guessed my mother figured if my father got right down to the task of eating he wouldn’t be so inclined to jump up… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
Way back before the 'Alex Barnaby' series was first published, we were talking with Dark Horse then about making it into a graphic novel… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
“He wears jeans, untucked shirts, and a Glock 19, and he has a big shaggy dog named Bob.” — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
I write to entertain. When people read one of my books I want them to finish with a smile on their faces, feeling a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
“I hate shopping for clothes," Kate said. "I liked when I was in the military and all I needed was camouflage gear." "Shopping can… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
“I’m told there’s a paint specialist in Denver who does wonderful work,” Judy said. “I’ve started a GoFundMe page for Mr. Murphy.” “That’s a… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share
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