“Vimes took the view that life was so full of things happening erraticaly in all directions, that the chance of any of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
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“The Empire's got something worse than whips all right. It's got obedience. Whips in the soul. They obey anyone who tells them… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
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