Surgery Quotes

I'm not having plastic surgery.

— Doris Burke

Plastic surgery is a postmodern veil.

— Nawal El Saadawi

I've never farted during surgery.

— Terry Dubrow

Awwwww Just Before He Had His Surgery

— Anonymous

Making records is not brain surgery.

— Shaggy

“It's not rocket surgery!”

— David Lee Roth

Me after my Surgery :'(

— Anonymous

Botox to me is not surgery.

— Kim Kardashian

I've had surgery on my knee and both feet and my elbow.

— John Daly

Winning is overrated. The only time it is really important is in surgery and war.

— Al McGuire

Where are my boobs? If I were going to get plastic surgery, Id get some real work done.

— Mila Kunis

Plastic surgery is as serious as any other kid of surgery.

— Terry Dubrow

I won't have plastic surgery. You either take me as I am, or you don't.

— Carlos Tevez

Dave Rath is recovering. A month ago he had hip pocket replacement surgery.

— Andy Kindler

Rapping about a surgery is something that makes sense for me to do.

— Lazarus of Bethany

What makes you think painting is any less difficult than brain surgery?

— Christopher Willard

... surgery is a powerful placebo, perhaps the ultimate placebo. The effectiveness of a placebo is directly proportional to the impression it…

— John E. Sarno

I think I'm still trying to find my feet as an actor. And I know it ain't brain surgery, but it confuses…

— Colin Farrell

Without naming names, I definitely think that celebrities nowadays are really having better surgery. It's looking a lot more natural than ever…

— Paul Nassif

I have scars on my knee from an ACL surgery. I have a scar on my ankle from ankle surgery. I have…

— Bret Bielema

[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age.

— Phyllis Diller

I think it's strange when people my age and younger get surgery. Somebody's got to play old people.

— Ashley Jensen

It is better not to apply any treatment in cases of occult cancer; for if treated (by surgery), the patients die quickly;…

— Hippocrates

I'm afraid to start plastic surgery. And my breasts are so versatile now, I can wear them down, up, and side to…

— Cybill Shepherd

When cosmetic surgery is used to hold back the passage of time I think it's a bit dodgy. I've been at the…

— Adrian Lester

I'm not saying being a comedian is brain surgery, but it is definitely - it's like being a carpenter. You learn how…

— Denis Leary

I think for women especially, you need to have a plan. I need to have some other ways to generate income, so…

— Tina Fey

I don't have anything to hide. And for the record, I am not against plastic surgery. I believe that any woman that…

— NeNe Leakes

I went into a fight years ago and I got surgery on the 10th of May and then I fought on the…

— Paddy Pimblett

Embraced by the Light. It's about a woman who passed away during surgery, and she went to heaven, had her experience, and…

— Kim Kardashian

Get a scalpel, and practice just, say, cutting a piece of meat or something like that. You sort of learn how you…

— Denton Cooley

I went to see Dad in hospital after he had gone through one particularly grueling operation. I walked into the room where…

— Rachel Joyce

“Then the long nights, that were also days, in the hospital. And the long blanks, that were also nights. Needles, and angled…

— Cornell Woolrich

Not only weight loss surgery is unnecessary but also it deprives human being a normal life. People after surgery would never be…

— Subodh Gupta

If the Universe came to an end every time there was some uncertainty about what had happened in it, it would never…

— Douglas Adams

If you go to a therapist, they say, 'Are you sure? How do you feel about your wrinkles?' And I say, 'I…

— Isabella Rossellini

What is so bad about big government? My indictment of big government is that it is bad because it attacks liberty, prosperity,…

— George Leef

John Kerry is recovering nicely after having prostate surgery. But the doctors did tell him it would be several months before he…

— Jay Leno

I hate those TV shows where characters talk about one thing, such as their patient on the operation table (let's say they're…

— Jaclyn Moriarty

How, voters will ask, can we cover 50 million new people without any new doctors or nurses? The answer is to ration…

— Dick Morris