I've never farted during surgery.

Admit it, you've farted & blamed it on somebody else before.

— Anonymous

I've had the most wonderful plastic surgery career a doctor ever got to have and I do the hardest cases in the world.

— Terry Dubrow

I think if you can see the plastic surgery, it is too much, or it's improperly done or they had a complication. Meaning plastic…

— Terry Dubrow

Plastic surgery is as serious as any other kid of surgery.

— Terry Dubrow

Plastic surgery for massive weight loss patients is very challenging under normal circumstances when you're a trained, board-certified plastic surgeon. When you're not a…

— Terry Dubrow

Plastic surgery is a business. We need to sell you expensive procedures. But it's often better to do less invasive procedures. You will mostly…

— Terry Dubrow

I'm gonna say Kylie, to me she's the new Marilyn Monroe. She is the needle mover of plastic surgery, if she does something, it…

— Terry Dubrow

I had a woman who couldn't work, couldn't get a job, because she was so disabled by her plastic surgery. Fourteen different plastic surgeons…

— Terry Dubrow

We've done every kind of non-invasive plastic surgery rejuvenation you can possibly try.

— Terry Dubrow

“She was so cold, she probably farted ice cubes.”

— Cara Lynn Shultz

“standing in front of a creeper. I turned round and farted at it, the traditional creeper greeting. A fart is about as close as…

— Diary Wimpy

Our camels plodded along. Katrina tried to kiss, or possibly spit on Hindenburg, and Hindenburg farted in response. I found this a depressing commentary…

— Rick Riordan

“The old man was in agony because of gas. He farted tremendously, and then he belched.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

Since Jesus was human then he most assuredly farted and burped. And if God did create us in God's image then God must fart…

— Sherman Alexie

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.

— Carl Barron