Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
[Statistics] The science that can prove everything except the usefulness of statistics. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. — Evan Esar Copy Share
“Let those who want to, arrive Let those who want to, leave Let those who want to, stay With out harm to me or… — Evan Esar Copy Share
The only medicine that needs no prescription, has no unpleasant taste, and costs no money is laughter. — Evan Esar Copy Share
The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible. — Evan Esar Copy Share
There are two kinds of leaders: those who are interested in the flock, and those who are interested in the fleece. — Evan Esar Copy Share
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself. — Evan Esar Copy Share
Etymology: from Latin ad-, "to" + visum, past participle of videre, "to see". Advice is what you get from your parents when you are… — Evan Esar Copy Share
A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why. — Evan Esar Copy Share
You can always tell the golfer who's winning: he's the one who keeps telling his opponent that it's only a game. — Evan Esar Copy Share
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