A bureaucrat is an official who is clothed with power and whom it doesn't fit. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Some couples divorce because of a misunderstandin g; others, because they understand each other too well. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
An instrument that sometimes expresses thought, sometimes obscures thought, but most often replaces thought. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. — Evan Esar Copy Share
“Let those who want to, arrive Let those who want to, leave Let those who want to, stay With out harm to me or… — Evan Esar Copy Share
The only medicine that needs no prescription, has no unpleasant taste, and costs no money is laughter. — Evan Esar Copy Share
The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible. — Evan Esar Copy Share
There are two kinds of leaders: those who are interested in the flock, and those who are interested in the fleece. — Evan Esar Copy Share
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself. — Evan Esar Copy Share
Etymology: from Latin ad-, "to" + visum, past participle of videre, "to see". Advice is what you get from your parents when you are… — Evan Esar Copy Share
A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why. — Evan Esar Copy Share
You can always tell the golfer who's winning: he's the one who keeps telling his opponent that it's only a game. — Evan Esar Copy Share
