Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'd get a lot more sleep if I didn't insist on reading the entire internet every night. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They say sleep is good for the brain. So why isn't allowed in office? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I don't get RT's, I assume half of you are sleeping and the other half have a life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Fuck mornings. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't deal with sleep, sex, or beer. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't care what women say, size matters in bed. The bigger the bed the more room you have to move around. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not a morning person. Or an afternoon person. I'm not a person. I'm a dog who took this phone out of… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Amazing Home Remedies: A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Its a little hard to choose one option, between sleeping and Internet..! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My parents used to be happy when I took naps but now they think I'm lazy. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Life would be so much easier if our arms disappeared during our sleep. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are 2 kinds of people in this world: Takers and Givers Takers Eat Well, Givers Sleep Well..! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you don't sleep naked I have no idea what you're doing with your life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just because I like fucking in the morning doesn't mean that I'm a fucking morning person. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Each year in my sleep I swallow about 8 spiders and 120 slices of cake. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I feel like I'm a cockroach when I'm sleeping on my back trying to get up — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share
