We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets. — Michael Steele Copy Share Image
Unbelievable how silly this Formula 1 is these days, with this stupid overtakes. — Sebastian Vettel Copy Share Image
People should dress the way they want. Any rules for age or shape are silly. If you walk out the door feeling… — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
The only thing that ever consoles man for the stupid things he does is the praise he always gives himself for doing… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Sometimes the stuff I come up with is so silly I feel like I need to apologize at the end of every… — Will Sasso Copy Share Image
I like guys who are cool and laid-back.Someone who works really hard and has goals but who I can be silly with.… — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
We have thought that because children are young they are silly. We have forgotten the blind stirrings, the reaching outward of our… — Mabel Robinson Copy Share Image
“Most people are too silly to be truly interested in any thing. They herd together like cattle, and do not know what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been called over the top. How silly. If you don't go over the top, you can't see what's on the other… — Jim Steinman Copy Share Image
He turns to the painting. "I fear Mark was right." "Who is Mark?" "A silly little boy who runs after George Boleyn.… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
When scientists need to explain difficult points of theory, illustration by hypothetical example - rather than by total abstraction - works well… — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
You know how when you're alone with your cat, your cat is kind of silly and goofy and kind of crazy? And… — Michaela Watkins Copy Share Image
If you met my dad, I think a lot of things would be put to rest. Because my pops is a pretty… — Eric San Copy Share Image
I've learned that I have to have something, even if it's a silly grappling tournament. Even if it's a small one, I… — Al Iaquinta Copy Share Image
People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
The greatest act of judgment that God can pour out on a people is being poured out on America, and it is… — Paul Washer Copy Share Image
You all think you have great ideas or Pokemon games, but if I actually listened to all of you and we combined… — Satoshi Tajiri Copy Share Image
“Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger.” — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
There are only two races on this planet - the intelligent and the stupid. — John Fowles Copy Share Image
My mantra is always, "Take a nap first, Matt! Then think." It's silly, but it works. — Matthew Moy Copy Share Image
David Wain's character on 'Bob's Burgers' is really funny and silly and makes me laugh. — H. Jon Benjamin Copy Share Image
Thanks to Halloween... the cobwebs in our house have just become decorations! — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
Nothing is so silly as the expression of a man who is being complimented. — Andre Gide Copy Share Image
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich. — Louis Sabin Copy Share Image
I was wondering why cars got bigger as they got closer, then it hit me... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cuddling is cute and fun until kissing happens then well, shit gets real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I don't drink to make others look better, I just drink to make myself feel prettier.” — Brooke Bida Copy Share Image
