I am not clumsy, its just the floor hates me, tables and chairs are bullies, and the wall gets in the way. — Asli Copy Share Image
Be regular like clock, me fresh like rose, be soft as a flower, be strong as a rock, and be nice as… — Asli Copy Share Image
When I am in the car and a sad song comes on the radio, I stare out of the window and act… — Asli Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I had a boy friend…then I think about it...and I am like…nahhhh!!…I'm good with just food and some movies… — Asli Copy Share Image
WOMAN is the most harmless, self-controlled, well-mannered, undisturbed, non-violent human being…until her nail polish gets dried. — Asli Copy Share
Tongue twister:..if two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch.???:P — Asli Copy Share
One book is equal to ten friends, but one friend is equal to a library...so, take care of me..:P — Asli Copy Share
If you break our friendship or forget me :(...I will hang myself with noodles, cut my veins with rubber knife, and blast my head… — Asli Copy Share
It does not matter if you are short, tall, black, white, thin, fat...as long as you'll respect me, I will respect you. — Asli Copy Share
