Men hate to lose. I once beat my husband at tennis. I asked him, "Are we going to have sex again?" He… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I don't like jokes about sex or bodily functions or drug use or the difference between New York and L.A. I never… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Intercourse is an assertion of mastery, one that announces his own higher caste and proves it upon a victim who is expected… — Kate Millett Copy Share Image
Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys--either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right. — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
With all the people hating and hurting each other, I don't understand how people could get upset about people of the same… — Michael Franti Copy Share Image
Herve has that sex appeal. Certain bodies need Herve Leger badly because you have to reformulate the silhouette. — Max Azria Copy Share Image
There can't be art without risk. It's like saying No Sex, and then expecting there to be children. — Francis Ford Coppola Copy Share Image
When you part your lips that way, I want you night and day. When you squeeze my balls so tight, I wanna… — Red Peters Copy Share Image
Just look at the history of cinema. The most reproduced male character is probably the hero and the most reproduced female character… — Ruben Ostlund Copy Share Image
“You think I'm gorgeous?” “When I look at you, all I can think about are the the different ways I'd like to… — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“Let's teach that loving isn't always loving. Like when you loved the hamster so much that it died. Some adults do that… — Deborah Ainslie Copy Share Image
It is the friction of two spiritual things, of tradition and invention, or of substance and symbol, from which the mind takes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Medications can lower a woman's sex drive and interfere with a woman's ability to climax. These medications include antidepressants, birth control pills… — Drew Pinsky Copy Share Image
“Have you ever done it in a sauna" Marina asked. "It's even more exciting when it's hot." "And more debilitating, I'll bet."… — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
There's always something new with sex. We lived in a world without Viagra, now we live in a world with Viagra. We… — Dan Savage Copy Share Image
“EUPHORIC AFFECTION Gently aware, I captivate her heart again and again until she becomes comfortably rested alongside of me. The two of… — Luccini Shurod Copy Share Image
Yes, I have breasts. So does 50% of the population. Do we really have to waste time talking about mine? I don't… — Keira Knightley Copy Share Image
If you have someone that loves you...appreciate it because every since sex came easy, love became harder to find. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid to give it up on the first night ladies. Sluttiness is an underrated quality in a girl. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
“I will never intentionally ask you for anything that you aren’t willing to give. But if I do, you can always say… — D.L. Hess Copy Share Image
I've never had sex with boxers on and it's an odd thing to watch actors do. That's not saying I haven't tried...… — Jake Gyllenhaal Copy Share Image
“Dear God, if I made it through this alive and conscious, my name deserved to be added to some X-rated category in… — Rachael Wade Copy Share Image
Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading sex manuals without the software. — Arthur C. Clarke Copy Share Image
A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
To endeavor to move by the same discourse hearers who differ in age, sex, position and education is to attempt to open… — Jean Antoine Petit-Senn Copy Share Image
The Sex Pistols came through Atlanta, and I got to go see them. That was historic. It blew me away; it was… — Cindy Wilson Copy Share Image
Call me bitter but a lot of people think they're in love. When most of the time it's just good sex. — Ronald Oliver Copy Share Image
Sex in a woman's world has the same currency a penny has in a man's. Every penny saved is a penny earned… — Harry Golden Copy Share Image
It's such a private thing. It's a huge decision. It's not like you wake up one day and say, 'Oh, I'm going… — Candis Cayne Copy Share Image
Threesomes are a lot like skydiving. They aren't for everybody, but anyone doing it has a really good time. — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
Its a force of life, sex; you cant deny the thrill of riding high, wide and handsome with someone you love. — Katharine Hepburn Copy Share Image
My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“Sex and "sexual orientation" are being shoved at kids everywhere. It was not this way in past decades, and I believe this… — Linda Harvey Copy Share Image
Like sex drives, card tricks, and the weather, computers tend to be discussed in terms of results rather than processes, which makes… — Martin Mayer Copy Share Image
I probably I went into my room alone [when I was six] and I was just like, how have I even, how… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
“In defense of geeks," Justine said, "they're great in bed. They fantasize a lot, so they're really creative. And they love to… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
You've got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it's all pretty ridiculous, isn't it? — Cat Deeley Copy Share Image
I've never had to pretend to be having sex with somebody. I'm like the queen of the foreplay dissolve. — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
Baby just close your eyes and let me get nasty mmmm your pussy so yummy it taste so sweet as candy — James Melendez Copy Share Image
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