“Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another’s sex life.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Facebook is a lot like my sex life. Whenever I poke someone, they can't actually feel it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Making self-deprecating jokes about your sex life is the fastest way to win a place in my heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your sex life is important to you, you will find away. If not you'll find an excuse! — Cv Pillay Copy Share Image
Think how miserable your sex life has to be to find the time to leave a comment on a porn video. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The earlier you learn to masturbate, the better your sex life will be. — Kim Cattrall Copy Share Image
May you have the income of a Republican and the sex life of a Democrat! — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about… — Andrew Lias Copy Share Image
“I believe sex is a life force and I try to write about it as straightforwardly as I can. I try to… — Maureen Gibbon Copy Share Image
My sex life is terrible; my wife put a mirror over the dog's bed. Actually she did put a mirror over our… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight and… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
When I came here, I couldn't speak a word of English, but my sex life was perfect. Now my English is perfect… — Julio Iglesias Copy Share Image
The truth is, fish have very little sex life. If you have ever tried to make love under water, you will know… — Ed Zern Copy Share Image
“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If I were young, fast, healthy, and had a lot of money and my whole sex life ahead of me, I'd retire… — Dick Butkus Copy Share Image
There are certain bodily functions of mine which I will not allow to be supervised. One of these is eating. Nobody's going… — Madalyn Murray O'Hair Copy Share Image
Groundedness is the quality I always want to be there, even if Im playing a neurotic character, or a woman with a… — Connie Britton Copy Share Image
I've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That's why God gave me two hands. Humans love… — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
“An introverted person obviously affected by her past. Lived alone, had no sex life, had difficulty getting close to people. Kept her… — Stieg Larsson Copy Share Image
Sometimes we are outright rude when we interact with people. We meet a gay guy or a couple living together, and we… — Judah Smith Copy Share Image
I was starting to become impotent through this diet and couldn't perform. How many people who are taking the little blue pill,… — Morgan Spurlock Copy Share Image
“some men still don’t believe that a woman’s sexual appetite can be as important to satisfy as theirs. Or they don’t believe… — L. Marie Adeline Copy Share Image
“William to Paris: "I always figured you for the in and out type. Kinda stealthy, leaving the girl wondering whether you'd been… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“Cuffs was a buddy of mine on the line when I was a lieutenant. He had an adventurous sex life, to put… — Kathryn Shay Copy Share Image
I hadn’t seen any novel make the statement that entering the workforce was like entering the grave. That from then on, nothing… — Michel Houellebecq Copy Share Image
Lately, I'm thinking a lot about, in parenting and in my writing, how to create a language about sexism in a way… — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
A long term relationship takes a lot of ingredients to make it last. There's got to be spice in a relationship! The… — Bryan Burden Copy Share Image
“He came back up with a brighter smile. "And I'm proven right, again! You guys should hire me for this talent I… — Tijan Copy Share Image
“I don’t know. I guess he doesn’t want his grandmother to know that he’s living in sin with a woman he got… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“I know about safe sex," Nathan said, interrupting Jack's thoughts. Jack swallowed. "That's good." He smiled at his son, vastly relieved that… — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
“That perked Jill up. “Maybe if the atmosphere’s romantic enough, you guys can—” “No, Jailbait.” I held up a hand. “Don’t go… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
I'm confident you'll ace your finals since you have no social or sex life to distract you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life but it won't win the World… — Ken Bates Copy Share Image
Well, sex is life. You know, if you don't do it anymore, you can take a spoon and go into the woods… — Luigi Colani Copy Share Image
I don't want to judge anyone's sex life - but I worry that those are the only options we are giving to… — Christopher Rice Copy Share Image
