Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Spray a book with insect spray, drop it in a bag, add some mothballs and seal it. Put it in another bag… — Larry Niven Copy Share Image
By His Resurrection, Christ conquered sin and death, destroyed Satan's dark kingdom, freed the enslaved human race and broke the seal on… — Nikolaj Velimirovic Copy Share Image
Well, I can't (sing or dance). Actually, I sing like a seal and dance like your Uncle Leo at that wedding where… — Richard Dreyfuss Copy Share Image
There's a reason Montana produces more SEALs than any other state. As a collegiate athlete, I enjoyed the mental and physical challenges… — Ryan Zinke Copy Share Image
Absence, like death, sets a seal on the image of those we love: we cannot realize the intervening changes which time may… — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
I've served in 25 nations. I've seen where people don't trust their government. We're there. In the military, the last option is… — Ryan Zinke Copy Share Image
Today would have been the birthday of Osama bin Laden. It makes me remember when Seal Team 6 threw him a surprise party. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
When in Gregg v. Georgia the Supreme Court gave its seal of approval to capital punishment, this endorsement was premised on the… — Thurgood Marshall Copy Share Image
At the moment I put the bread and wine into those dark hands, once stained with the blood of cannibalism, now stretched… — John Gibson Paton Copy Share Image
Say anything you want against The Seventh Seal. My fear of death — this infantile fixation of mine — was, at that… — Ingmar Bergman Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton was actually inducted into the Irish American Hall of Fame yesterday. Hillary said she's very proud of her Irish heritage… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
When we read, we are not looking for new ideas, but to see our own thoughts given the seal of confirmation on… — Cesare Pavese Copy Share Image
It was my duty to shoot the enemy, and I don't regret it. My regrets are for the people I couldn't save:… — Chris Kyle Copy Share Image
SEALs are human beings. We may all have the same haircuts, but we aren't robots. Some SEALs are great people. Some are… — Jocko Willink Copy Share Image
A lot of military people just take orders, and there is a place for that. But SEALs think for themselves from day… — Howard E. Wasdin Copy Share Image
The speeding reader guts a book the way the skillful clean fish. The gills are gone, the tail, the scales, the fins;… — William H. Gass Copy Share Image
My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I think ninjas are probably quieter than SEALs, but we are better swimmers, and also better with guns and blowing things up. — William H. McRaven Copy Share Image
Never deny the babies their Christmas! It is the shining seal set upon, a year of happiness. Let them believe in Santa… — Mary Virginia Terhune Copy Share Image
Whoever wins in 2016, I'm pretty sure it's going to be a Republican, I think they should make it their goal to… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
As soft wax is apt to take the stamp of the seal, so are the minds of young children to receive the… — Plutarch Copy Share Image
Voting wouldn't excite me unless it included electing the directors of the big banks and corporations, who make the real decisions that… — Robert Anton Wilson Copy Share Image
You can't put toilet paper in the toilet [in the space ship], so there's a separate vacuum can in front of you… — Mike Mullane Copy Share Image
A person's got to think, otherwise that person's no better than a trained seal balancing a ball on his nose. If only… — Bette Greene Copy Share Image
The records of adopted children are sealed in California. That seal is considered inviolable... The judge ruled that, because I was famous,… — Danielle Steel Copy Share Image
North American cats eat more fish than all the world's seals put together, yet we lay the blame on the seals for… — Paul Watson Copy Share Image
When I was asked to do something good, I often say yes, I'll try, yes, I'll do my best. And part of… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
When love congeals It soon reveals The faint aroma of performing seals, The double-crossing of a pair of heels. I wish I… — Lorenz Hart Copy Share Image
Hope is the mainspring of human action; faith seals our lease of immortality; and charity and love give the passport to the… — Alfred Billings Street Copy Share Image
I have a big hole in my heart," I said. "But it'll close over." I don't want to sound all Dr. Phil,"… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
After all, what is a kiss? A vow made at closer range, a more precise promise, a confession that contains its own… — Edmond Rostand Copy Share Image
Doing Made In Heaven was like assembling a jigsaw puzzle, but I wouldn't have put my seal of approval on it if… — Brian May Copy Share Image
The penguin doesn't know it's cute, and the leopard seal doesn't know it's kind of big and monstrous. This is just the… — Paul Nicklen Copy Share Image
. . . nothing could touch the strength of my love, and the thoughts of my beloved. Had I known then that… — Viktor E. Frankl Copy Share Image
I see the regions of snow and ice, I see the sharp-eyed Samoiede and the Finn, I see the seal-seeker in his… — James Joyce Copy Share Image
God does not weigh criminality in our scales. We have one absolute, with the seal of authority upon it; and with us… — James Russell Lowell Copy Share Image
It's also one of these strange points where metaphysics converges with economy. Because really what the experts are doing is creating value… — Daniel Kehlmann Copy Share Image
I want you to steal something." I smiled. "Do you want the king's seal? I can get it for you." "If I… — Megan Whalen Turner Copy Share Image
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