Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear. Never got a… — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick. — Danny DeVito Copy Share Image
Successful salesman: someone who has found a cure for the common cold shoulder. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
From being a waiter, to a door-to-door salesman, to a car-washer, to a delivery boy - I have done it all. — Randeep Hooda Copy Share Image
Being called a sophisticated snake oil salesman was a low point in my personal career. — Martin Gilbert Copy Share Image
I've never been a talker. I've never been a good salesman when it comes to selling fights. — Alexander Gustafsson Copy Share Image
I had an acting teacher tell me once that if you're playing a car salesman, you don't want to be an OK… — Aaron Tveit Copy Share Image
Really good customer service will deliver sales. You are training salesmen to give the best possible advice and then to achieve the… — John Caudwell Copy Share Image
It's a tough one for me, politics. I grew up in a house where my father is a Christian book salesman and… — James Corden Copy Share Image
Why do we have to pretend we're not in the sales game? I didn't sign on to be a salesman. I signed… — Melissa Leo Copy Share Image
Happiness is being stuck in an elevator and discovering the ravishing blonde with you is a liquor salesman with a case of… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Librarian like Stewardess, Certified Public Accountant, Used Car Salesman is one of those occupations that people assume attract a certain deformed personality. — Elizabeth McCracken Copy Share Image
I've always had a bawdy sense of humor. My father was a traveling salesman and he would bring jokes home. He would… — Betty White Copy Share Image
I love the Elvis movies. I used to watch them. In every single one of his movies he wasn't acting as a… — Larry Mullen, Jr Copy Share Image
Who was the greatest business man ever. . . The greatest salesman? Advertiser? Who? . . . It was Jesus. . .… — Paul Harding Copy Share Image
In Britain, the idea one could go from blue-collar beginnings to the university was so far out, it was quite unthinkable. I… — Norman Foster Copy Share Image
My father was a self-employed, commission-only salesman. He sold double-glazing and fitted kitchens, amongst other things. As he never declared himself unemployed,… — Neil Oliver Copy Share Image
I was always looking to be entertained. We lead such full lives and a lot of us don't lead very pleasant lives… — Jerry Bruckheimer Copy Share Image
look, you know i don't wanna come on ungrateful, but that warren report, you know as well as me, just didn't make… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
Starting epidemics requires concentrating resources on a few key area. The Law of the Few says that Connectors, Mavens, and Salesman are… — Malcolm Gladwell Copy Share Image
I thought at the time that I wanted to go into institutional sales, selling stocks and bonds to institutions. In those days,… — Henry Kravis Copy Share Image
Do I still think there will be a day when all the wrongs are made right, when our souls find the completion… — Donald Miller Copy Share Image
Do you know my dream? I really want to become an aluminum-siding salesman. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
When I became proficient as a salesman I was invited to teach new hires. — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
I'm a snake oil salesman as much as anyone else, but I try to keep something for myself. — Freedy Johnston Copy Share Image
Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman. — Bela Lugosi Copy Share Image
“You take every salesman that walks into this shop at his word—why not Gianluca?” — Adriana Trigiani Copy Share Image
We first become salesmen as children in the confession booths of our parents. — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
“I’ll give you money to buy what I’m selling, because I’m a savvy salesman.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I probably was as bad as a security guard as I was as a tie salesman. — David Hyde Pierce Copy Share Image
I always liked Mitt Romney. He looks like the salesman who follows you around at Brooks Brothers. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I lost my job as an art salesman. It was the customer's fault. He wanted to buy the wrong paintings. — Vincent Van Gogh Copy Share Image
I'm not a drug salesman. I'm a writer." "What makes you think a writer isn't a drug salesman? — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
If you take a salesman, who sells a useless commodity, he feels like a fraud. — Erich Fromm Copy Share Image
I am the world's worst salesman, therefore, I must make it easy for people to buy. — Frank Winfield Woolworth Copy Share Image
Work a lifetime to pay off a house You finally own it and there's nobody to live in it. — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
