Wasting time in a relationship that blows is just that - wasted time. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I'm fascinated with human relationships. I advocate the relationship you have with yourself. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Men like to chase and you have to let us chase you. I know. It's insulting. It's frustrating. It's unfortunately the truth. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it's over - it's over. No more confusion! — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Anyone who assesses you or your relationship as disposable is not worthy of your time or tears. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Two people in a relationship either grow together or apart over time. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started.… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
“I’m about to make a wild, extreme, and severe relationship rule: THE WORD "BUSY" IS A LOAD OF CRAP AND IS MOST… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
One of the suckiest and most frustrating facts of life is that sometimes relationship just end, often without reason. I truly believe… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
It is in that moment, when you really lay down your cards and see the relationship for what it was, that you'll… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
“What sucks even more is getting hung up on the "what is he thinking and feeling?" shit. Does he miss me as… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Personally, when I'm picking friends, I like the ones who don't make me cry myself to sleep. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
So, I'm 34. I'm kind of becoming an adult - kind of, I guess. But I know that I am because, the other day,… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You are deeply missable. However, he’s still the same person who just broke… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
The best thing that can happen in a relationship is when you are the same person you were before the relationship started. You are… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
The reason it's so painful when someone disappears is you have to face the fact that the person you loved had probably left you… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
Cheaters are people who have a lot of stuff to work out, and they're working it out on your time and with your heart. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
I do think that you can dress yourself out of a problem. The way that a haircut and a new pair of pants can… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
We're taught that in life, we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case, assume rejection first.… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
I don't have to edit myself. I get to be me, warts and all, and that's ultimately what people want, and to trust each… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
He's just not that into you if he's not asking you out. Because if he likes you, trust me, he will ask you out. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
Lying, cheating, hiding is the exact opposite of the behavior of a man who's really into you. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
I've never tried to pass myself off as anything more than a comedian who wrote a dating book. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
People are inspired to do remarkable things to find and be with the one they love. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share
