You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
