Are you the lady who doesn't realize she's pregnant until she's sitting on the toilet and the kid pops out? -Debbie: [to… — Knocked Up (The Movie Copy Share Image
Why is everyone congratulating me on my sister-in-law being pregnant? I had nothing to do with it! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone knows it takes a woman nine months to have a baby. But you Americans think if you get nine women pregnant,… — Theodore von Karman Copy Share Image
“Feel free to look around, but being as though there aren't any people eighteen or older here, stay off the bed. I'm… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
On the Hugh Grant romance rumours: We're not dating and I'm not pregnant. We have not kissed or touched. We have not… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
I was in the pilot of ER: I played a 15-year-old pregnant girl they were treating. And then, in the final season,… — Shiri Appleby Copy Share Image
The two most beautiful sights I have witnessed in my life are a full blown ship at sail and the round-bellied pregnant… — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
I think if you've never been pregnant, you can over play pregnant and you can do a lot of different things with… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
I only knew her for 2 months, the girl is 4 months pregnant, and she is saying she carrying my child, I… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
“It's because I'm pregnant, Christian." He snorts, and his mouth twists into an ironic smile. "If I knew getting you knocked up… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
I feel like there's so much focus on the woman when you're pregnant, and it's amazing and beautiful and everybody's taking care… — June Diane Raphael Copy Share Image
I always felt, even before I got pregnant, that it's better to accentuate your curves. A lot of women try to tuck… — Marisa Miller Copy Share Image
Reading about utopianism, and eventually creating characters with their own utopian ambitions, was the way I learned to live with being a… — Lauren Groff Copy Share Image
I did not work out while I was pregnant. I felt like I was having symptoms of a heart attack every time… — Diane Farr Copy Share Image
I had a friend who got pregnant at age 14 and wasn't quite sure who the father was. Her paternity test went… — Kate Madison Copy Share Image
Compared to my physique before pregnancy, yes, I do feel different. I have worked really hard and changed a few things -… — Victoria Azarenka Copy Share Image
“I have an idea," Annabelle said, "Let's go to the kitchen and peek in the larder. I bet there's still some gooseberry… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“However, during our marriage there have been periods when she has become rather lazy. Jeannie describes these periods as “pregnancy.” My view… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I am in no position to judge other women, you know. But I mean, why did she get pregnant? It's not good… — Dolores O'Riordan Copy Share Image
At the end of the day, some authors will endure and most, including some very good ones, will not. Why do I… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
I'm an anxious person in general, but something about being pregnant and awaiting the release of my first book, The Monsters Of… — Lauren Groff Copy Share Image
I’ve often said that global climate change is an issue where no one has the luxury of being “half-pregnant.” You either are… — John F. Kerry Copy Share Image
Summer flings are how people get pregnant. Don't let your time off from school change your whole life. Don't be reckless. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like being pregnant and entering this new stage has made me stronger and more excited about life in general. Everything… — Naturi Naughton Copy Share Image
“I’m not a nice young woman anymore. I’ve been loved. I’ve given my heart up and gotten something in return. I’m pregnant.” — Ella James Copy Share Image
Everyone says you should get a photo taken of yourself while you're pregnant. I've got a film. It'll be nice for my… — Miranda Otto Copy Share Image
You feel pretty gross when you are first pregnant. You don't feel cute, you feel disgusting. You're getting fat. It was hard. — Gwen Stefani Copy Share Image
Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay. — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
“I did so many bad things to your god; if he or she exists; would have been pregnant now.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
No, I am not pregnant. I am fat. And, as the Prime Minister, its my right to be fat if I want… — Benazir Bhutto Copy Share Image
The birth mother is placing the baby out of love. I still believe that. Well, the ones weve dealt with who were… — Jennifer Gilmore Copy Share Image
I have had bosses that were genuinely excited when I told them I was pregnant. I feel very blessed, but I also… — Megan Alexander Copy Share Image
“Being pregnant is just... weird. Like weird in that way that French kissing is simply tasting someone else's mouth. Or how a… — B.L. Berry Copy Share Image
Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into? — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
I took a deep breath. "Are you free tonight?" There was a long, pregnant pause. "What about the man in the dream?"… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
You don't have to worry as much about the oops, I'm pregnant factor when you are sinlge. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't sulk. For someone with all the grace and coordination of a pregnant wildebeest, you did great. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
You do get the pregnant mush-brain... you know what it's like? It's like getting stoned. — Kate Hudson Copy Share Image
Should the poor be flattered? No; let the candied tongue lick absurd pomp, and crook the pregnant hinges of the knee where… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
When all of your friends are getting pregnant, you start thinking about it. But for Amy and I, show business is our… — Will Arnett Copy Share Image
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