I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
“When Uncle W. G. held out his hand to take my money, I dropped the dead mouse in his hand.” — Earl B. Russell Copy Share Image
Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it. — Bam Margera Copy Share Image
We need radical curiosity and reverent pranks, voracious listening and ferocious thanks. — Rob Brezsny Copy Share Image
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
It's not like I grew up playing pranks on people, and I was not that girl in school. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I sometimes have birthday parties for the kids in my neighborhood and then pretend to suggest that I am going to molest… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
It was funny to be an emcee, because you're so at the mercy of the club. You can show up for the… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
You know, Roland and I were just talking about how we don't have any pyromaniac friends. And everyone knows you need a… — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
I came to New York and started doing stand-up and improv, and started auditioning for commercials and voiceovers and stuff. My first… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
When I was in school I used to prank my teachers all the time. But I was really, really nice. I love… — Chrisette Michele Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, among the other embarrassing things I would do, and there's a list of stupid things, but I… — J. J. Abrams Copy Share Image
I used to do pranks in college. I'd fill a trash can with water, lean it on my friends' doors, knock on… — Patrick Chung Copy Share Image
What’s the best part of being in Hermes cabin? Connor: You are never lonely. I mean seriously, new kids are always coming… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
For about 30 years, Halloween was taken over by pranksters. By the '30s, pranks were causing cities millions of dollars of damage.… — Lisa Morton Copy Share Image
I got a alot of forigenier at my school so alot knowns different language. One of my teacher is one she Korean… — MrCountry Copy Share Image
I like to play pranks on my girlfriend, you know, keep things fresh for me, make me laugh, you know? She hates… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I couldn't get away with Halloween pranks 'cause my parents owned the health food store. So, it was so easy to bust… — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
I met Woz when I was 13, at a friend's garage. He was about 18. He was, like, the first person I… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
My parents both had a great sense of humor, and always laughed a lot. One night, when they were watching 'Candid Camera,'… — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
Mac [Barnett ] and I have been friends for more than ten years. We met working at an educational nonprofit. And we… — Jory John Copy Share Image
If anything, 'Friday Night Dinner' is quite mean. All these pranks that we play on each other, there's a lot of hitting… — Simon Bird Copy Share Image
Robin Goodfellow, for all his pranks and mischief, was the sweetest, most noble person I'd ever known, and I'd missed him terribly. — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
When I was 17, I was always hanging out with the older kids, and a lot of times, the kids that graduated… — Tristan Wilds Copy Share Image
I guess when I was a kid I wasn't the type of person playing a lot of pranks. I was the type… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
I was raised in a family where no one had a serious bone in their body and every answer was a riddle,… — James Brolin Copy Share Image
Being unemployed affords me plenty of time to devise treacherous April Fool's pranks on the people who made me unemployed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Blest be those feasts, with simple plenty crowned, Where all the ruddy family around Laugh at the jests or pranks that never… — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very… — Jensen Ackles Copy Share Image
Man I love april fools day eccept the part I get pranked one tip: DO NOT play pranks on ppl if u… — Harvey Mcfield Copy Share Image
Yesterday, President Obama prank-called a Washington radio station, calling himself 'Barry from D.C.' Then, just to mess with him, Obama called Glenn… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
When I was in college I did a lot of stupid things and I don't want to make an excuse for that.… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
My pranks have never been about getting a negative reaction. They've always been a tolerance test for the person I'm engaging with. — Kayvan Novak Copy Share Image
[The Outsiders] was very competitive, in the best possible way. Full of love, full of companionship and fellowship, pranks and practical jokes… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
Not only is a good prank harmless, but, like a good story, it reveals an essential truth that would otherwise be hidden. — Mac Barnett Copy Share Image
She's just playing a trick on us. This is just an Alaska Young Prank Extraordinaire. It's Alaska being Alaska, funny and playful… — John Green Copy Share Image
Halloween's eve is also known as mischief night. Kids are supposed go around playing pranks tonight. That's great, just what teenagers need… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I too was naughty as a child & played pranks. The child within us has to be kept alive because that child… — Narendra Modi Copy Share Image
![“I got a alot of forigenier at my school so alot knowns different language. One of my teacher is one she Korean or something ,so the class started asked her to say stuff for them [she a nice teacher] I wrote out THis is a fact ;Monkeys rule ,but Michael is awesome and got her to say it and finish…” quote by MrCountry](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/3e5/mrcountry-5018_humor_i-got-a-alot-of-forigenier-at-my-school_2649300.jpg)
![“Mac [Barnett ] and I have been friends for more than ten years. We met working at an educational nonprofit. And we have been pranking each other the whole time. It's our own version of a prank war. We thought we would channel some of that energy into writing a book.” quote by Jory John](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/c76/jory-john-60334_book_mac-barnett-and-i-have-been-friends-for_2004180.jpg)
![“[The Outsiders] was very competitive, in the best possible way. Full of love, full of companionship and fellowship, pranks and practical jokes and ball-busting.” quote by Rob Lowe](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/149/rob-lowe-855_balls_the-outsiders-was-very-competitive-in-th_2312586.jpg)
