April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I was talking and playing pranks and skipping school, failing pretty much every class I took. — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
“I felt as though I were in the presence of one of God's more complicated pranks.” — Charles Baxter Copy Share Image
If wit is the most sophisticated form of humor, pranks are the most juvenile. — Maureen Dowd Copy Share Image
I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I just love pranks, man. They're great. I don't understand why people don't do 'em more often. — Jermaine Fowler Copy Share Image
I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays. — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
I like that we don't have to come out the first 10 minutes and score, you know, with joke, joke, joke. We… — Bruce Vilanch Copy Share Image
I'm the type of person that likes to give people a hard time, and I enjoy doing little pranks. If I see… — The Miz Copy Share Image
The Pleading of the Summer - That other Prank - of Snow - That Cushions Mystery with Tulle, For fear the Squirrels… — Emily Dickinson Copy Share Image
Especially working with Adam Brody, he's just so funny in every day life. Working with him is a lot of fun. We… — Rachel Bilson Copy Share Image
I don't really do pranks any more. I have a laugh in the dressing room here, where it's safe, and the guys… — Paul Gascoigne Copy Share Image
Ye Hypocrites, are these your pranks To murder men and gie God thanks Desist for shame, proceed no further God won't accept… — Robert Burns Copy Share Image
I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular… — Jensen Ackles Copy Share Image
The world of Ultimate Spider-Man is funny. I can't imagine a live-action film where he's Principal Coulson and dealing with some of… — Clark Gregg Copy Share Image
Mac [Barnett] and I prank each other during our presentation. We show baby pictures of each other looking completely ridiculous. I can't… — Jory John Copy Share Image
Looking at the elementary schoolers in their colorful T-shirts from various day camps, Percy felt a twinge of sadness. He should be… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
The mob is man voluntarily descending to the nature of the beast. Its fit hour of activity is night. Its actions are… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Blest be that spot, where cheerful guests retire To pause from toil, and trim their evening fire; Blest that abode, where want… — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
“I had authority issues. In my defense, my math teacher had it coming. She’d made me write one hundred on the black… — Kate Evangelista Copy Share Image
Ghosts Take shape under moonlight, materialize in dreams. Shadows. Silhouettes of what is no more. But ghosts don't bother me. The day… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
Reading Don Quixote can be compared to an indefinite visit from your most impossible senior relative, with all his pranks, dirty habits,… — Miguel de Cervantes Copy Share Image
When it's all over I won't miss the bruises he gave me to impress girls, or the occasional scar which will give… — Skandar Keynes Copy Share Image
I could hear hopefulness in her voice, but also doubt. She was waiting for me to admit the obvious: I'd forgotten. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Of course our school life was not free from pranks. The property of the townspeople was moved to strange places in the… — Calvin Coolidge Copy Share Image
You punk asshole. What was this? A game for you? This is my life’s work you just annihilated and for what? Shits… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
One of the first TV shows that I did was this prank show. And we did a prank where we took a… — Rob Huebel Copy Share Image
“If you were trying to startle us half to death, you succeeded,” she told him as she closed the distance between them.… — Lindsey Brookes Copy Share Image
If I could've picked a birthday it would've been on Halloween. Yeah, it's always been my favorite holiday. Not because it was… — Frank Iero Copy Share Image
“when he found her, upstairs in the hall outside her bedchamber, her hair had gone white. As, it seemed, had the rest… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image