I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke. — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
“The Moderns were mercenaries, practical jokers, nihilistic technofetishists.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Why is war so much like a practical joke? she thinks. Hiding behind bushes, leaping out, with not much difference between Boo!… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
Lying contains the same hostile elements as a practical joke in that the 'victim' ends up looking foolish in his own eyes… — Sue Grafton Copy Share Image
Life seemed to be an educator's practical joke in which you spent the first half learning and the second half learning that… — Russell Baker Copy Share Image
“All of a sudden I felt invisible. Forgotten. Like the universe had played a really mean practical joke on me, even though… — Jess Rothenberg Copy Share Image
If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin — Finding Nemo Copy Share Image
I was a practical joker as a teenager and I still am today - you can ask any of my staff. — Michelle Lujan Grisham Copy Share Image
There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
I was in California the first time I heard Michael Jackson wanted to record with me. I was, like, 'Nah, no way,… — Heavy D Copy Share Image
I wouldn't be with somebody if I wasn't in love. Everybody can see she is hot and that's great, but there is… — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
I gave my father a heart attack. It was a practical joke. Come on, you push a guy's face in a cake… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Nobody was perfect. Not even close. And everybody had wrinkles from smiling and squinting and craining their necks. Everybody has marks on… — Katherine Center Copy Share Image
Ribbing is a part of wrestling. That's the way they show a fondness for you - they play practical jokes on you.… — Mark Henry Copy Share Image
I'd worked with Marlon [Brando] a couple of times, and he was a practical joker. He was far more interested in getting… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
When grown-up persons indulge in practical jokes, the fact gauges them. They have lived narrow, obscure, and ignorant lives, and at full… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
In all the works on pedagogy that ever I read — and they have been many, big, and heavy — I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Percy, meet Gladiola. Gladiola, Percy." I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“As his wife, Emilia must know Iago better than anybody else. She does not know, any more than the others, that he… — W.H. Auden Copy Share Image
“My dear, I could hardly keep still in my chair. I wanted to dash out of the house and leap in a… — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
I certainly had qualms about writing my piece in the first place, since I knew I couldn't express my disdain for many… — Kevin Roose Copy Share Image
“We believe that whatever feels at first like joy is not. Or is, but will not last. Or should not last. We… — Anneli Rufus Copy Share Image
“Why is war so much like a practical joke? she thinks. Hiding behind bushes, leaping out, with not much difference between Boo!… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
The humorist who invented trial by jury played a colossal practical joke upon the world, but since we have the system we… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
My life motto is basically to lower your standards and expectations so you're never disappointed and never put any trust in anything,… — Tavi Gevinson Copy Share Image
“A real problem only occurs when there are admittedly disadvantages in all courses that can be pursued. If it is discovered just… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“But if you knew that, why on earth did you marry her?" Rosemary asked. "Why?" Rhett's mouth twisted in a smile. "Because… — Alexandra Ripley Copy Share Image
“There is no better people-watching than at the airport: the whole world packed into such a tight space, moving fast with all… — Katherine Center Copy Share Image
“Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John are a bunch of practical jokers who meet somewhere and decide to have a contest. They invent… — Umberto Eco Copy Share Image
“The practical joker despises his victims, but at the same time he envies them because their desires, however childish and mistaken, are… — W.H. Auden Copy Share Image
“What’s the best practical joke you’ve ever played on another camper? Connor: The golden mango! Travis: Oh, dude, that was awesome. Connor:… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“I fear the democratization of plastic surgery, when it's so cheap that everyone - the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker… — Lorna Landvik Copy Share Image
“All practical jokes, friendly, harmless or malevolent, involve deception, but not all deceptions are practical jokes. The two men digging up the… — W.H. Auden Copy Share Image
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