It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Maybe the universe is a giant practical joke and we don't know the punchline. — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
Happy April 1st everyone! May your day be filled with obnoxious practical jokes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most practical jokes, I'll feel too bad for the other person so I'll stop just before the punchline. — Larry David Copy Share Image
When I was coaching with the Patriots, the players pulled a practical joke and I said, 'Do you think I'm Charlie the… — Bill Parcells Copy Share Image
“He was not a practical joker nor was he a fool but he was determinedly original and had a vague and modest… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
We did sketch comedy, performed live improv, and then we made the transition to TV with 'Impractical Jokers.' — Joe Gatto Copy Share Image
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me. — Lincoln Steffens Copy Share Image
Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, 'I'm thinking about you and… — Andrew Hudgins Copy Share Image
A Whoopee cushion filled with gravy adds a hilarious new dimension to a rather tiresome practical joke — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
“Being born with a sickly resemblance to Henry Fonda was the first of a long series of practical jokes of which destiny… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
“...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best..." "and then everything will blow up in… — Brad Meltzer Copy Share Image
“As I remember his laugh, there was nothing mad about it, it was more like the laugh of someone who has been… — Guy Sajer Copy Share Image
We met in high school, all in the same grade, and started doing improv and sketch together. That was almost 20 years… — Sal Vulcano Copy Share Image
“He had a curiously stunted sense of humor and loved practical jokes that veered dangerously close to cruelty. Once on a hot… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
If you make people laugh or cry about little black marks on sheets of white paper, what is that but a practical… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Growing up in a family of gamblers, daredevils and practical jokers, I've learned a lot about timing and its first cousin, dumb… — Toby Speed Copy Share Image
“At my urgent request the Curie laboratory, in which radium was discovered a short time ago, was shown to me. The Curies… — Ostwald Wilhelm Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel that I am destined always to be offstage whenever the main action occurs. That God has made me the… — Jonathan Coe Copy Share Image
His eye for detail was so impeccable, he made me realize he was listening and understanding me completely and wanted to jump… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
“So far as he could prevent it, Dickens never permitted a day of his life to be ordinary. There was always some… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Eventually they [Sarunas Marciulionis and Don Nelson] got a call from a representative of the Grateful Dead, whose members had been inspired… — Jack McCallum Copy Share Image
“No, not of course at all—it is really all hocus-pocus. The days lengthen in the winter-time, and when the longest comes, the… — Thomas Mann Copy Share Image
“A person who peremptorily denies the existence of anything which is beyond the horizon of his understanding because he cannot make it… — Franz Hartmann Copy Share Image
“He himself, Anthony went on to think, he himself had chosen to regard the whole process as either pointless or a practical… — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
“Practical jokes are a demonstration that the distinction between seriousness and play is not a law of nature but a social convention… — W.H. Auden Copy Share Image
“America I’ve given you all and now I’m nothing. America two dollars and twentyseven cents January 17, 1956. I can’t stand my… — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
“You know what's really freaky? Wes segues. "The fact that the psycho in question was the same guy who was after Debbie… — Laurie Faria Stolarz Copy Share Image
I am a bit of a Cheap Pete, but I do spend a fortune on books and false moustaches and practical jokes. — Karen Duffy Copy Share Image
[The Outsiders] was very competitive, in the best possible way. Full of love, full of companionship and fellowship, pranks and practical jokes… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
All the great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Me and fellow scouser Toni Duggan are a double act. We are always pre-planning some sort of practical joke. — Nikita Parris Copy Share Image
I'm terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they're not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I'm joking,… — Anna Torv Copy Share Image
I have five boys in the family, and it's constant competition, sport, humor, and practical jokes. — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
Zac Efron is like a brother who's just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes. — Ashley Tisdale Copy Share Image
Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. — Reba McEntire Copy Share Image
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