Why do airplanes have flotation devices under the seats instead of parachutes? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? — George Carlin Copy Share Image
On a beautiful clear Sunday morning, myself and James Nesbitt jumped out of a plane together at 18,000 feet. — Aidan Turner Copy Share Image
Any time I have to get on a plane and leave my kids for a few days, it's kind of tortuous. — Sheena Easton Copy Share Image
I spent about a minute, maybe less on it. Fly pelican fly, turn the jets on it but first I shall digress… — Jay-Z Copy Share Image
“I spent New Years Day 2023 researching the numerous poor customer reviews at Frontier Airlines.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
Geraldo has returned to the states. See? I told you airline security was a joke. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I won't go up in a plane, but if a play crashes, I'll jump into the next one that comes along and… — Paul Muni Copy Share Image
The first time I jumped from a plane, I screamed like a woman. I was two miles up and you could hear… — Wesley Snipes Copy Share Image
RyanAir have been getting a hard time because they've launched a £7 flight to New York. Although as always with RyanAir it… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
I always thought security was a joke at New York airports, and in U.S. airports to begin with. You can go through… — Richard Drew Copy Share Image
I will have to forego the car and even the aeroplane when I move from place to place, for the crowds pressing… — Sathya Sai Baba Copy Share Image
I have the normal desire, experienced by everybody who's ever flown an airplane with a certain amount of zoom capability, to go… — Gordon Cooper Copy Share Image
Jet lag last night was like bad shrooms. When my dad asked what that meant I told him its like being in… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
The safety of the flying public should not be for sale. Handing air traffic control over to a private entity partly governed… — Bill Nelson Copy Share Image
As a child, I had the opportunity to meet the captain onboard a British Airways flight. It was so exciting to see… — Orlando Bloom Copy Share Image
The thing is, when I feel like I have to lose weight, the opposite happens. I remember stuffing loads of chocolate on… — Geri Halliwell Copy Share Image
I'm on JetBlue and United. So I spend a lot of time on airplanes with other people and in terminals or just… — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
My dad couldn't connect to my wanting to be a filmmaker. He was very connected in entertainment, and through him I met… — Doug Liman Copy Share Image
At Southwest, they're on a mission to democratize air travel. When they first started, the only people who could fly were relatively… — Ken Blanchard Copy Share Image
As we went through mach one, the nose started dropping, so we just cranked that horizontal stabilizer down to keep the nose… — Chuck Yeager Copy Share Image
I obsess and fantasize about whatever attractive men may be on the flight. Though these days the pickings are lean. No one… — Vaginal Davis Copy Share Image
I fly an aeroplane, and I think a lot about how much I do not want ever to run into an optimistic… — Sydney Pollack Copy Share Image
