Plane Quotes · Page 22

I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class.

— Demetri Martin

I've had a chance to fly a lot of different airplanes, but it was nothing like the shuttle ride.

— Chris Hadfield

I'm pretty chill in planes. Literally, do not have a care in the world.

— Melissa Barrera

Great, now theres not even a chance to meet a hot guy in the window seat on the plane. Thanks Dad.

— Anonymous

I like my airplane. It's as much a part of me as anything but my wife and kids.

— Arnold Palmer

In my opinion, we should search for a completely different flying machine, based on other flying principles.

— Henri Coanda

The way I see it, you can either work for a living or you can fly airplanes. Me, I'd rather fly.

— Len Morgan

I tell my employees that we're in the service business, and it's incidental that we fly airplanes.

— Herb Kelleher

To combat jet lag, when you get to your destination go straight to a park, take your shoes off and walk barefoot.…

— Emma Willis

The TSA downgraded the threat level for flights between the U.S. and England from severe to high. So if you're nervous about…

— Jimmy Kimmel

I fell in love with Rwanda the moment I saw those verdant, rolling hills rise up beneath the wings of the plane…

— Naomi Benaron

When asked if I'd rather fly home on a private plane with new friends, rather than commercial, my answer will always be…

— Candace Bailey

I always go to sleep on the plane. Then I try and stay up whenever I get where I'm going to and…

— Kate Moss

There is a story that when incoming jets throttle back for the approach to Belfast's Aldergrove Airport, the pilots tell their passengers…

— Russell Miller

Aviation is a dynamic profession. The rate of obsolescence of equipment is high and new aircraft have to be placed in inventory…

— Keith B. McCutcheon

The most adventurous thing I've done is learn how to fly a helicopter in the Philippines. One night we landed on a…

— Francis Ford Coppola

A flight from London carrying the artist we all used to know as Cat Stevens, now known as Yusuf Islam, was forced…

— Cat Stevens

I always step on the plane with my right foot and touch the outside of the plane with my left hand. Sometimes…

— Hope Davis

“Southwest—unlike most other airlines, which fly multiple aircraft models—flies only Boeing 737s. As a result, every Southwest pilot, flight attendant, and ground-crew…

— Jason Fried

Before the stroke, I was on a very spiritual plane. I ignored my body, took it for granted. When I look at…

— Ram Dass

I grew up in a small town in West Virginia called Kenova. It's the city where the plane crashed from Marshall University.…

— Brad D. Smith

Since 1978 the record pretty well shows that no start-up airline . . . has really been successful, so the odds of…

— Gordon Bethune

I didn't come here without a visa, like everyone from China and Vietnam and Cuba. I came here by special plane... received…

— Bikram Choudhury

I grew up and I kind of took the road of becoming a pilot, which was another dream I had of flying,…

— Luca Parmitano

There are certain people whose heads are on a different plane than others.

— Sean Payton

“If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.”

— Laura Davenport

I take four planes a week, honestly. You know, I am for intelligence screening.

— Aaron Schock

Sometimes it feels like I spend half my time in planes or airports.

— Mark Schlereth

I fly economy. I do often fly first class, but I don't travel with a posse, or bodyguard, or an assistant.

— Gene Simmons

Man cannot live on the human plane, he must be either above or below it.

— Eric Gill

Pilots are drawn to flying because it's a perfect combination of science, romance and adventure.

— Charles Lindbergh

I honestly would just love to fly. I really, really would. I've wanted to since I was a kid.

— Kristin Kreuk

I have a private plane. But I fly commercial when I go to environmental conferences.

— Arnold Schwarzenegger

“It only took one flight with a budget airline to discover how horrible their airline was!”

— Steven Magee

Anyone who's not interested in model airplanes must have a screw loose somewhere.

— Paul MacCready

Someone from the last flight left '50 Shades of Grey' in my seat. Gifts from heaven!

— Laura Bell Bundy

An aircraft may disappoint a good pilot, but it won't surprise him.

— Anonymous

It is unacceptable for passengers to be stranded in planes on the tarmac for hours on end.

— Anthony Foxx

I don't want to keep crawling when i have the ability to fly.

— Francis Chan

I hate jet-lag ! not had it for a while but this week has been all over the place for me.

— John Digweed