Pizza Quotes · Page 5

I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.

— Lara Stone

Pizza is just a round weird sandwitch.

— Green Monk

Everybody likes pizza! It's a quick and easy clean-up meal.

— Buddy Valastro

Opening a pizza box: Your eyes instantly scan for the biggest slices.

— Anonymous

I will never understand the appeal of the Hawaiian pizza.

— Judd Winick

I love pizza, I love Chinese food, Caribbean food, I love Italian.

— Anthony Yarde

I don't like people. I like rock and roll, sex, and pizza in that order

— That 70 Show

Delivering the State of the Union? That bloke couldn't deliver pizza.

— Clive James

I like small parties with people I know. I like eating pizza at home with my girlfriend.

— Jon Richardson

Today I learnt that, the extra oregano sachets the Pizza places give you, is the best ingredient to spice up your late…

— Ritu Ghatourey

“I always say, pizza is like sex," he chimed. "There's no such thing as bad pizza. Only better.”

— Deanna Wadsworth

Life is just like a pizza…When its hot its pretty delicous but when it gets cold it taste somewhat less delicous..

— Anonymous

I wish I had powers so I could magically make a peperoni pizza appear in front of me along with Channing Tatum!

— Lisette Alfaro

I think all food except for maybe pizza and Mexican food is better in Japan.

— Lou Barlow

I love pizza because it has a built in handle that also seems to be edible.

— Celeste Hartman

My weakness is pizza, any form of carbohydrate. I like junk carbohydrates, I like cheap greasy cheeseburgers, quality french fries.

— Mary Tyler Moore

Emo always meant emotional. Any kind of art or music should be emotional. If its not, than it's pretty much just a…

— Frank Iero

I am too intelligent, too demanding, and too resourceful for anyone to be able to take charge of me entirely. No one…

— Simone de Beauvoir

In high school, during marathon phone conversations, cheap pizza dinners and long suburban car rides, I began to fall for boys because…

— J. Courtney Sullivan

We weren't without food, but there were times when it was definitely a strain. I ate a ton of Hot Pockets and…

— Patti Harrison

A lot of American companies are now moving into Iraq. Iraq now has Pizza Hut, Subway, Taco Bell and Popeye's fried chicken.…

— Jay Leno

For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you…

— Jay Leno

We had dinner at Figlio's, which has turned into a restaurant called Il Gato. I'm 99% positive I had Joe's Eggs. I…

— Alison McGhee

I haven't had ice-cream in a year, although I did have a slice of pizza. People don't realise that when you're shooting…

— Mike Colter

Once, Pee-wee Herman tweeted a photo of this guitar I made that's shaped like a slice of pizza, and it meant a…

— Andrew W.K

The idea of massive amounts of fame-having my face on Walgreens end-caps and pizza boxes-I don't fantasize about that. I'm happy with…

— Kacey Musgraves

If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza. I love a slice…

— Nick Offerman

All of my friends went to college and I got a job at Circle Pizza, where I worked for 24 hours. I…

— Sarah Paulson

“I found a really good Brussel sprouts recipe on Instagram. It's really good. It's easy. Take the Brussel sprouts, cut them in…

— Tim Hawkins

“Time for lunch. Take me somewhere good. Somewhere Italian." She chose Vine, one of the cafes on the main plaza, and ordered…

— Susan Wiggs

You can blame Al Gore and you can blame Ralph Nader and you can blame George Bush, but I blame Bill [Clinton].…

— Nora Ephron

The dark aftermath of the frontier, of the vast promise of possibility this country first offered, is an inflated sense of American…

— Anna Quindlen

Why don't someone look at me the way I look at a pizza???

— Asli

“Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.”

— Amy Neftzger

If you can't feed a team with two pizzas, it's too large.

— Jeff Bezos

“As long as we have pizza, It’ll always end happily ever after”

— Chloe Gadsby-Jonestsp

I don't eat fast food, but I can't live without pizza.

— Trevor Donovan

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

— Anonymous

Who needs a boyfriend when there is WiFi and pizza?

— Anonymous

Dana, our daughter, was the best pizza baker around.

— Mike Connors