I have paid as much as $300 a night to throw up into a sink shaped like a seashell. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I'm so fat and I'm so depressed; last night I tried to hang myself - but the rope broke. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon. — Richard Nelson Bolles Copy Share Image
“She was so light; he could hold her all night without a problem.” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
Drink up, baby. Stay up all night. Things you could do. You won't but you might. — Madeleine Peyroux Copy Share Image
Every night when I go to bed, I hope that I may never wake again, and every morning renews my grief. — Franz Schubert Copy Share Image
Young Doctor Arden was gong through the process of reorienting himself after a night's sleep. — Mary Roberts Rinehart Copy Share Image
Golf during the day, music during the night - it don't get much better. — Chris Lane Copy Share Image
“I see the lights every night. It seems like the whole world has figured out how to be happy, but no one's… — Leah Raeder Copy Share Image
I'm proud that I was able to start with nothing, plan it, and have it work as perfectly as it did... I… — Paul Tibbets Copy Share Image
All day long and all night through, One thing only must I do: Quench my pride and cool my blood, Lest I… — Countee Cullen Copy Share Image
And the stately lilies stand Fair in the silvery light, Like saintly vestals, pale in prayer; Their pure breath sanctifies the air,… — Julia Caroline Dorr Copy Share Image
When 'Chappelle's Show' came out, if you didn't watch it on Wednesday night, you had nothing to talk about in high school… — Jimmy O. Yang Copy Share Image
We've got blue light, we've got all this light flooding our bedrooms and things blinking, and you can't get a decent night's… — Linda Ronstadt Copy Share Image
I'm sure Adrien Broner would jump at the opportunity to pick up two belts in one night, and I think a lot… — Paulie Malignaggi Copy Share Image
I wish the opera was every night. It is, of all entertainments, the sweetest and most delightful. Some of the songs seemed… — Fanny Burney Copy Share Image
Each of us is born to follow a star, be it bright and shining or dark and fated. Sometimes the path of… — Brian Jacques Copy Share Image
Before I became a writer, I was running a jazz bar in the center of Tokyo, which means that I worked in… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
When you are more awake at nights, they'll toss and turn, they'll think more, they get frustrated. And when that starts to… — Shelby Harris Copy Share Image
Most of the women in your life will outlast the men in your life. The Saturday Night Live ladies - Maya Rudolph,… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Boys. Listen up. We are going out for a girls’ night, where there will be dancing.” Kami did an illustrative shimmy. Angela… — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
My opinion has always been this, that you ought to never give up as long as you live, even though they have… — Halldór Laxness Copy Share Image
If you get a call to go to a certain place in the middle of the night to pick up stolen goods,… — Charles Krauthammer Copy Share Image
The earth's warmth under me, as I stretch out at night, is astonishing. It is like the warmth of another body that… — David Malouf Copy Share Image
I'm not trying to impess you or anything but…last night I slept without a nightlight. Stay thirsty my friends! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tokyo is a very safe city. At night it becomes quiet the way New York never does. — Rick Kennedy Copy Share Image
I have spent many a night in an Internet chat room, but not since I've been married. — Jane Green Copy Share Image
The night walked down the sky with the moon in her hand. — Frederic Lawrence Knowles Copy Share Image
Every night you cry yourself to sleep, thinkin' why does this happen to me??! — Brokengirl143 Copy Share Image
“No matter how dark the night, God’s mercies are new every morning. Great is His faithfulness.” Levi” — Kim Vogel Sawyer Copy Share Image
I think piracy is a bit like drinking. You want to stay out all night doing it, you pay the price the… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
Costumes are fun. Dress up like a pilot some night and watch as people stare! — Tim Heidecker Copy Share Image
It's just been a long week, that's all." "It's monday night, Jess." "My point exactly. — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
I don't care if it's 5 minutes or a whole night, I just want to see you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“That night when we made love, she saw a side of me she’d never seen—the left side.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I'm normally a night person and waking up early in the morning is not easy for me by any means. — Justin Herbert Copy Share Image
No Roman ever was able to say, 'I dined last night with the Borgias'. — Max Beerbohm Copy Share Image
Most things don't happen over night. Good things take time and dedication. — Anonymous Copy Share Image