“Allene never knew that murder could make Monday mornings so wonderful. It” — Lydia Kang Copy Share Image
Can't wait to start camp on Monday. Feeling really hungry this year. Watch out world. — Tyson Fury Copy Share Image
When you think everything is someone else's fault, you will suffer a lot. — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
When people refer to 'Back in the Day,' it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Monday is international zombie day. We all look like zombies and act like them — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are the chief bucket filler, and the best way to fill buckets is with excellent communication. — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
Don't forget to tell everyone how you hate Mondays, because we were all wondering how you feel about them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Thousands of legal and illegal immigrants staged what they called a Day Without Immigrants. Or, as it's known in Utah, Monday. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I am performing on a nightly basis for WWE. I'm doing it in front of tens of thousands of people at the… — Elias Copy Share Image
You can rescue yourself. No matter how you feel, no matter what you believe about your worth or your capacity to love… — Geneen Roth Copy Share Image
I think there's something inherently interesting in the Monday morning quarterback: the guy who, you know, sits at one end of the… — Robert Picardo Copy Share Image
“Tomorrow is Monday and I’ll leave this house again. I’ll walk out the door and try to find a way to be… — Natalie Wright Copy Share Image
Monday seems like it was only yesterday, and I was head over heals for you. But now its Friday, and your just… — Anna Miller Copy Share Image
“Hey, love? Guess what today is? “Smack Kade in the fucking face day?” … “Oh, you’re bloody brilliant, love. No that only… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
I told him last Monday that I felt the way things were going it was unlikely that I would be able to… — Lucinda Creighton Copy Share Image
Here's how it works: the president makes decisions. He's the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
I'm going to always bleed the red, white, and blue. I represented the U.S. in the Olympics; I love my country. But… — Floyd Mayweather, Jr Copy Share Image
“From birth to death, from Monday to Monday, from morning to evening—all activities are routinized, and prefabricated. How should a man caught… — Erich Fromm Copy Share Image
The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns, the… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
Don't die without embracing the daring adventure your life is meant to be. You may go broke. You may experience failure and… — Steve Pavlina Copy Share Image
I can't count how many times I've heard a wrestling fan say they don't have enough time to watch 'Raw.' Maybe it's… — John Morrison Copy Share Image
Tired of lying in the sunshine, staying home to watch the rain You are young and life is long, and there is… — David Gilmour Copy Share Image
Obviously the way people watch TV has changed so much, too, that it's not necessarily about the ratings anymore. There's a different… — Alia Shawkat Copy Share Image
A Friday is always a Friday, no matter whether it rains or snows or even if it's a 'black' one. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
Your purpose in life is to find your purpose and give your whole heart and soul to it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The real joy of Friday is when we do not have any assigned works. — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
The success of any change depends, in large measure, on your attitude about that change. — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
Unless your 'man crush Monday' choice somehow has to do with cats or is Ryan Gosling, I seriously do not care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How can we worship a homeless man on Sunday and ignore one on Monday? — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
I give at work 100% 18% monday 23% tuesday 25% wednesday 22% thursday 12% friday 100% effort :P :P ;P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't just hate Monday mornings; I hate Sunday nights when youre thinking about Monday mornings. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Never treat someone like a Saturday night if they treat you like a Monday morning!.. — Avinash Wandre Copy Share Image
“Do you think there will be Mondays in heaven?' (...) 'Heaven will be one long Monday'.” — Katherine Mansfield Copy Share Image
“So let's not ruin this by thinking too much about tomorrow. Don't make a wonderful weekend into a bad Monday.” — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“A part of me was glad Monday wasn’t named Friday. It would’ve been too tragic. - Claudia” — Tiffany D. Jackson Copy Share Image
