Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Tomorrow’s Pancake Friday, despite the fact that it’s Monday, and I don’t eat breakfast.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Impossible things are simply those which so far have never been done. — Elbert Hubbard Copy Share Image
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every successful person has faced, attacked, and conquered adversity somewhere along the way. — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known. On Monday, I was world renowned. — Christiaan Barnard Copy Share Image
When I play in Hong Kong I go alternative, from Wu Tang Clan to 'Blue Monday,' and then for the last 45… — Goldie Copy Share Image
Sometimes there's nothing but Sundays for weeks on end. Why can't they move Sunday to the middle of the week so you… — Russell Hoban Copy Share Image
I'll be spending Sunday nights watching Mad Men and Monday mornings irrationally accusing you of having an affair. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Success in business requires training and discipline and hard work. But if you're not frightened by these things, the opportunities are just… — David Rockefeller Copy Share Image
“Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one’s Tuesday.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I Dare you to make this day Beautiful , who care if it's Monday , Life can be amazing no matter what… — Laylablack Copy Share Image
PRETTY SOON I AM GOING TO DRAMA CLASS. I HOPE IT GOES WELL. ESPECIALLY WHEN MICHAEL,MARY, AND LIZ ARE THERE,INCLUDING EVERYONE ELSE.… — CLARE Copy Share Image
I love a glass of champagne. It can make even the most average Monday seem like a Saturday night. I always say… — Cat Deeley Copy Share Image
“I was born on a Thursday, hence the name. My brother was born on a Monday and they called him Anton--go figure.… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did… — John Waters Copy Share Image
I think the fact that Brock Lesnar is not on the road 52 weeks a year, is not on 'Monday Night Raw'… — Paul Heyman Copy Share Image
Many years ago in a period commonly know as Next Friday Afternoon, there lived a King who was very Gloomy on Tuesday… — Walt Kelly Copy Share Image
Philadelphia caught my attention in 1995 when a group of homeless families were living in an abandoned cathedral. Even from the beginning… — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
My own first love was biology. I spent a great part of my adolescence in the Natural History museum in London (and… — Oliver Sacks Copy Share Image
Something that's interesting with season two of 'Total Divas,' Fandango and I's relationship has been on the surface level, as far as… — Summer Rae Copy Share Image
John McCain is falling down on the job. He has gotten weak. He has gotten old. I do want to wish him… — Kelli Ward Copy Share Image
“Monday is for people with a mission. Those who favor vacations, not weekends.” — Cristina Imre Copy Share Image
There are a lot more TV sets in use on Monday night than on Sunday afternoon. — Pete Rozelle Copy Share Image
I grew up watching 'Monday Night Football' games, just dreamed about being out there. — Justin Herbert Copy Share Image
Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon. — Richard Nelson Bolles Copy Share Image
Let's joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's just been a long week, that's all." "It's monday night, Jess." "My point exactly. — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
You stand better chance if you start well enough. Monday is the day that lets you prove it. — Biman Gandhi Copy Share Image
I have my kids every Friday through Monday, and I don't leave them the whole time I have them. — Travis Barker Copy Share Image
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
The only way I can get through Wednesday is by avoiding people who call it Hump Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When it comes to the live events, you get to see great Diva matches you don't see on 'Monday Night Raw.' — Eve Torres Copy Share Image
