I don't discriminate. I hate Mondays just as much as I hate any day that requires me to wake up before 10 am. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every Monday morning I try to remember to say "Thank you, Lord. I'm not at the Senior Staff Meeting." — Michael Longley Copy Share Image
“What are you doing Saturday or Sunday? I’m free this weekend. But come Monday I go back to being a slave.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I think hell is something you carry around with you, not somewhere you go. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
I can't wait to spend Monday doing nothing on a beach instead of doing nothing at work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On Mondays weh di real vibez a bring. Every dancer go deh fi go test dem new ting. — Elephant Man Copy Share Image
“Mindful Monday Humans, May your coffee kick in before reality does.” — Napz Cherub Pellazo Copy Share Image
“Compassion is a lifetime business. You can't say something like, "I will have compassion on Monday, Thursdays and Fridays only. But for… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
President Bush on Monday defended U.S. interrogation of terrorists, saying 'We do not torture.' He added, 'We freedom electrocute.' — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
For you to be successful and provide your employees with the necessary tools for success, you and your boss must work together… — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
Peter was the only one who walked on water besides Jesus, but he was also the only one who got out of… — Joyce Meyer Copy Share Image
This is how my week goes; Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never will I look at Monday which was yesterday and let it affect my Tuesday which is today for Monday was yesterday… — Kenneth Melvin Jr Copy Share Image
I took my last final exam at HBS, the first Friday of May in 1997, and I started Amazon next Monday. No,… — Andy Jassy Copy Share Image
During the war, my mother used to take me to the local repertory theatre on a Monday night, and we used to… — Geraldine McEwan Copy Share Image
In my life long study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they try, they have found no… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
Mitt Romney's rally in Mansfield, Ohio, on Monday began the way every political event begins. 'Please stand for the Pledge of Allegiance… — Ari Shapiro Copy Share Image
I was co-parented by my grandma, and I was very close with her. I would skip school every Monday to have lunch… — Cole Escola Copy Share Image
Monday is President's Day and former President Bill Clinton is very excited. He is taking George Bush, Sr. to 'Hooters'. ... George… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
We couldn't let anyone know about it at the time, but I wasn't all that healthy at times. I was battling cancer… — Carol Channing Copy Share Image
A high percentage of organisations develop a military rationale, whereby only a very small number of people make all of the decisions.… — Ricardo Semler Copy Share Image
“What’s wrong with Tuesdays?” Trent asks. “Everything. Monday’s always Monday, but at least it’s the start of something new. Wednesday is hump… — Steven Rowley Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
When I wake up on a Monday morning and I realise I don't have to go and work at the civil service,… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
It's pretty much the same routine every day. Come in Monday, bags and running. I like to get a run up in… — Daniel Dubois Copy Share Image
There's always enough to fill up the headlines in a newspaper, the evening news broadcasts. I'm always grateful when I get the… — Jimmy Carter Copy Share Image
“I can meet with you again Monday at the same time here in your office, or any morning next week by Skype,… — Alan Weiss Copy Share Image
Happy Labor Day! Today we celebrate by not having to working hard for an honest living. Or as the Kardashians like to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I wake up on a Monday morning, it's nice knowing for the next 10-12 days that I don't have to do… — Arn Anderson Copy Share Image
It is rare for people to say they want to be held accountable, but in reality, everyone wants everyone else to be… — David Cottrell Copy Share Image
I train hard Monday to Friday. I'll do weights and cardio in the gym most mornings and do a spinning class, too. — Amy Childs Copy Share Image
You can write the best column in the world on Monday, and it does you absolutely no good on Tuesday. There is… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
It's football all day on Sunday. I wish we had football every day; that would make me way happier. Why can't we… — Guy Fieri Copy Share Image
I've always been trying to write songs like Lightfoot. A song of mine like 'Come Monday' is a direct result of me… — Jimmy Buffett Copy Share Image
Well, I had started a program which is even longer running than this one in 1967 which was a jazz program called… — Humphrey Lyttelton Copy Share Image
I am quite sure they are a little bit angry, they want revenge. I think they've wanted that since Monday morning. They… — Sven-Goran Eriksson Copy Share Image
I got a tiny part in a play, auditioned for another one and got that as well. Not only that, the first… — Christopher Eccleston Copy Share Image
I am and always have been a football guy. My relationship with 'Monday Night Football' lasted 21 years, which is unprecedented for… — Hank Williams Jr Copy Share Image
I am feeling WEEK: Hate Monday Annoy Tuesday Ignore Wednesday Smile Thursday Enjoy Friday Love Saturday Damn Sunday — Butterfly_Kisses Copy Share Image
