“Desirous of a beautiful life I get out of bed, but it's Monday and I'm in the throes of a genocide.” — Billy-Ray Belcourt Copy Share Image
When Happy Mondays came out, that was different to all the music around then. — Shaun Ryder Copy Share Image
The biggest thrill wasn't in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday. — Art Rooney Copy Share Image
“Today is Wednesday. That makes it my Wednesday. It also makes Tuesday my Monday.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I love weekends. Just like everyone else, I get to rest on weekends and go out with friends. I hate Mondays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On average, you will pay less for a home on a Monday than you will on a Saturday and a Sunday. — Scott McGillivray Copy Share Image
Being in school and doing the fighting stuff, it is very tough. I had school work all the way from Monday through… — Sage Northcutt Copy Share Image
You learn that you can never not work. If you really want to make it to the big leagues, there's no such… — Kid Sister Copy Share Image
I wrapped that Monday and started on my third episode for Miss Match on Thursday of that same week and we just… — Charisma Carpenter Copy Share Image
I work on a musician's week, so Monday is Friday. By the time Thursday rolls around, you stay in, and you work,… — El-P Copy Share Image
As a kid, there are some things you looked forward to. You looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked… — Nick Ferguson Copy Share Image
Antiques Roadshow' is my favorite show. Every Monday night I have one hour of appointment television. I get the popcorn out and… — Lara Spencer Copy Share Image
It's such a high-pressure form of live entertainment that I found, once I got out there, being on a movie set isn't… — Dean Ambrose Copy Share Image
“Today I am doing better than yesterday, and tomorrow I hope to be doing better than I am today. And two days… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Wanasayansi wana uwezo wa kupeleleza hadi kipindi cha karne ya kwanza ambapo Yesu aliishi, alikufa, alifufuka na alipaa kwenda mbinguni, na wana… — Enock Maregesi Copy Share Image
In Mexic,o the concept of a sitcom doesn't actually exist - even if you do a sitcom, technically speaking, because it airs… — Jaime Camil Copy Share Image
I have no statistics to prove it, but I'm sure the American workplace will be adversely affected on Monday, the day after… — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
“Same as you, Arthur. I hitched a ride. After all, with a degree in maths and another in astrophysics it was either… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
We are going to do 'Hot Tub' until we die. Every Monday. Then we'll come back and do it as zombies. 'Hot… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
This was the first Memorial Day [Monday, May 1st, 1865]. African Americans invented Memorial Day in Charleston, South Carolina. What you have… — David W. Blight Copy Share Image
There is no sign, not one sign, that the Iraqi regime has any intent to comply fully with the terms of Resolution… — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
What we love about working at Marvel is they'll have a crazy opening for a movie like 'The Avengers' - like, a… — Joe Russo Copy Share Image
Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Love Friday. Enjoy Saturday. Damn Sunday! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I'm excited there's a 1 in 176 million chance I don't have to go to work on Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As CEO, I had a standing 30-minute meeting every Monday to greet and connect with new hires. — Scott Weiss Copy Share Image
Its Monday. Marriage sucks. School sucks. Winter sucks. Everybody sucks. Oh, sorry. It's my lady time... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The distance between Monday morning and Friday evening is a real MF'er — JG COPELAND Copy Share Image
“One day. One damn day since I talked with Hayles. I've never been more happy for a Monday.” — Becca Ann Copy Share Image
My week is basically *Monday *Monday 2 *Monday 3 *Monday 4 *Friday *Saturday *Pre-Monday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's awful knowing that one seventh of our life will be wasted on Mondays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those who move forward "with a" happy spirit will find that things alwas work out. — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone always bitching its Monday! Seriously your lucky to have a job in the first place. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image