I met Evan Goldberg at bar-mitzvah class. It was called tallis and tefillin. — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
As a mother, I don't want any girl twerking near my kid at a bat mitzvah. — Faith Salie Copy Share Image
Every bar mitzvah I ever went to was, 'Here comes 'Oh, What a Night.' — Erich Bergen Copy Share Image
My dream when it was bat mitzvah season was to be a bat mitzvah dancer. — Alana Haim Copy Share Image
I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl. — Billy Crystal Copy Share Image
Ever since I was a little girl, I loved to make things. I always made dresses for my Barbie dolls. When I… — Stacey Bendet Copy Share Image
Ironically, my rabbi was a bar mitzvah Nazi. So I got bar mitzvahed. And though I didn't want to, the theme of… — Billy Eichner Copy Share Image
When I wasn't working on Broadway, I worked in a Bat Mitzvah dress shop and was the Cinderella of the shop -… — Lea Michele Copy Share Image
A Bar Mitzvah is the time in his life when a Jewish boy realizes he has a better chance of owning a… — Jerry Reinsdorf Copy Share Image
I'm the star of stage, screen, and television now, but I'm also available for children's parties and bar mitzvahs. — Chris Isaak Copy Share Image
This is hands down the biggest, most exciting thing I've ever been involved with in my life. I can only compare it… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
Being a writer in Hollywood is like going to Hitler's Eagle Nest with a great idea for a bar mitzvah. — David Mamet Copy Share Image
I had been coming to New York, pretty much once a month, to dance on Broadway. I was offered a huge Broadway… — Sami Gayle Copy Share Image
I never really liked "cool" books. I plowed through as much Borges and Joyce as possible, read the first half of V.… — Simon Rich Copy Share Image
I was 13 or 14 and I met Donald Trump at a bar mitzvah of a good friend of ours, who's friends… — Jason Spezza Copy Share Image
I read the Bible when I was 12 while studying for my bar mitzvah. I was also reading a lot of Dilbert… — Simon Rich Copy Share Image
Allowing yourself to stop reading a book - at page 25, 50, or even, less frequently, a few chapters from the end… — Sara Nelson Copy Share Image
In high school, I taught dance classes for 3-year-olds up to 16-year-olds, so between that and some bat mitzvah money, I saved… — Dianna Agron Copy Share Image
I'm not a lawyer I'm a kind of mouthpiece/activist type, though occasionally they shave me and stuff me into my Bar Mitzvah… — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
I played in front of every conceivable audience you could face: an all-black audience, all-white, firemen's fairs, policemen's balls, in front of… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
“Today, these values are often encrusted in language that obscures their meaning and inhibits their potential to influence and inspire. For example,… — Zachary I Heller Copy Share Image
When 1:45 came, half the class left, and Danny Hupfer whispered, "If she gives you a cream puff after we leave, I'm… — Gary D. Schmidt Copy Share Image
My parents would frisk me before family events. Before weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs, and what have you. Because if they didn't, then… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
The fact is that people who strap bombs to their bodies to blow up families at a Bar Mitzvah in Israel, plant… — Dennis Prager Copy Share Image
I saw the most frightening, most depressing sight I had ever seen - a row of stores with Stars of David and… — Harpo Marx Copy Share Image
I was one of those kids who had books on them. Before weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals and anything else where you're actually… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Keep in mind too, our failures serve to teach us, and usually teach us more than our successes do. What we may… — Laura Weakley Copy Share Image
I just went to Hebrew school, had a bar mitzvah. No crazy weird Jewish cult. — Hayden Schlossberg Copy Share Image
A mitzvah that costs money is worth more than one that costs nothing. — Nachman of Breslov Copy Share Image
I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
My work is a mitzvah for the eyes & ears...and it will help you forget about your problems by thinking about mine… — Judy Tenuta Copy Share Image
If a girl comes to me first for a prom or a bar mitzvah and she likes the way she looks and… — Betsey Johnson Copy Share Image
I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral… — Jesse Eisenberg Copy Share Image
