I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love…

Ironically, my rabbi was a bar mitzvah Nazi. So I got bar mitzvahed. And though I didn't want to, the theme of my bar…

— Billy Eichner

When I celebrated my bar mitzvah, there was no cake. Today, there is no such thing as a bar mitzvah in the United States…

— Ron Ben-Israel

I don't remember much about my bar mitzvah. The only thing I remember - I killed! That's what I remembered. Nobody could follow me…

— Andy Kindler

I struggled with being a Latino growing up in Los Angeles. I felt very American. I still do. I went to 35 bar mitzvahs…

— America Ferrera

People need what they think of as a poem to be read at their bar mitzvah, their wedding, a funeral, whatever. And people are…

— Joan Larkin

I was one of those kids who had books on them. Before weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, funerals and anything else where you're actually meant to…

— Neil Gaiman

My parents would frisk me before family events. Before weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs, and what have you. Because if they didn't, then the book…

— Neil Gaiman

There was a year straight where every weekend, I went to at least one bar mitzvah or bat mitzvah, and we would all go,…

— Seth Rogen

I am terminally sentimental about graduations. They are more individual than weddings, more conscious than christenings, or bar mitzvahs or bat mitzvahs. They are…

— Gloria Steinem

When 1:45 came, half the class left, and Danny Hupfer whispered, "If she gives you a cream puff after we leave, I'm going to…

— Gary D. Schmidt

I was the - my trendsetting moment was my bar mitzvah had the first, like, temporary tattoo guy.

— Evan Goldberg

My bar mitzvah, I went to my nan's, and she made kugel.

— Paul Rudd

Being a writer in Hollywood is like going to Hitler's Eagle Nest with a great idea for a bar mitzvah.

— David Mamet

I met Evan Goldberg at bar-mitzvah class. It was called tallis and tefillin.

— Seth Rogen

I didn't have a bar mitzvah, my family aren't practising Jews.

— Tom Rosenthal