Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body. — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
Somehow, my music really suits doctors making out in the syringe room. — Mat Kearney Copy Share Image
The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The test to which all methods of treatment are finally brought is whether they are lucrative to doctors or not. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
Laughter is the best medicine, but if you laugh for no reason than you need medicine — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“worn out desk chair squeaked in protest as he leaned back. “Have your folks ever taken you to see a physician for… — Matthew Keith Copy Share Image
I had rather follow you to your grave than see you owe your life to any but a regular-bred physician. — Richard Brinsley Sheridan Copy Share Image
The Puerto Rican doctor, who wrote all his prescriptions with spray paint. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
I make my patients feel like they're still part of life, part of some grand nutty scheme instead of alone with their… — Samuel Shem Copy Share Image
I trained in medicine after pursuing an academic career in the humanities, mainly because of my interest in the relationship between mind… — Iain McGilchrist Copy Share Image
It is possible in medicine, even when you intend to do good, to do harm instead. That is why science thrives on… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
Satire is a composition of salt and mercury; and it depends upon the different mixture and preparation of those ingredients, that it… — Francis Jeffrey, Lord Jeffrey Copy Share Image
It must never be lost sight of what observation is for. It is not for the sake of piling up miscellaneous information… — Katharine Kolcaba Copy Share Image
“According to law of attraction to rid ourselves of disease we should visualize a healthy and healed self. Think thoughts of well… — Arun Saraf Copy Share Image
Research is subordinated (not to a long-term social benefit) but to an immediate commercial profit. Currently, disease (not health) is one of… — Pierre Bosquet Copy Share Image
“Next day, after lunch, I went to see "our" doctor, a friendly fellow whose perfect bedside manner and complete reliance on a… — Vladimir Nabokov Copy Share Image
The fundamental act of medical care is assumption of responsibility. Surgery has assumed responsibility for disease which is largely acute, local or… — Francis Daniels Moore Copy Share Image
So when we call pain a problem, we claim we do not deserve it. We are even prepared to scuttle God to… — John Gerstner Copy Share Image
“For years I had convinced myself that, as a doctor, I sacrificed moments with friends, family, and my husband for the greater… — Kathryn Butler Copy Share Image
I take it that a monograph of this sort belongs to the ephemera literature of science. The studied care which is warranted… — Gilbert N. Lewis Copy Share Image
I would teach the world that science is the best way to understand the world and that for any set of observations,… — Lewis Wolpert Copy Share Image
We need money to scale up the services that bring medicine to mothers. The United States government's doing that. There's a global… — Annie Lennox Copy Share Image
The medical profession (is) a conspiracy to hide its own shortcomings. No doubt the same may be said of all professions. They… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
...Only physicians are likely to be regarded as competent to judge the qualifications of potential physicians, so licensing boards in the various… — Milton Friedman Copy Share Image
Laughter is the best medicine. But if you laugh without a reason,you need a medicine..! — Simi Ngr Copy Share Image
“It is strange, and perhaps sad, that medical doctors came up with this terminology when they are charged with first doing no… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
“The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while Nature takes its course.” — William Owens Copy Share Image
The wise man should consider that health is the greatest of human blessings. Let food be your medicine. — Hippocrates Copy Share Image
“doctors, for years, had opted for a treatment that systematically killed patients” — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm Doctor McMahon with a Ph.D. in sweet-ass rock with an emphasis in set list creation. — Andrew McMahon Copy Share Image
What clinical lectures I will give in heaven, demonstrating the ignorance of doctors! — Israel Zangwill Copy Share Image
I got sickness only ur love can heal. baby come n fix me up. my medicine, u and only u for real.… — Ne-yo Copy Share Image
Even though I believe we should promote Chinese medicine, I personally do not believe in it. I don't take Chinese medicine. — Mao Zedong Copy Share Image
“the first physician who is known to have counted the pulse, Herophilos of Alexandria (born 300 B.C.), lived in Egypt.” — James Henry Breasted Copy Share Image
Plants are so important to the ancients for medicine and in a religious aspect - and in hemlock! — Bettany Hughes Copy Share Image
Friendship is also a kind of medicine, and the markets for it, too, are sometimes black. — Gregory David Roberts Copy Share Image
“Eighth Doctor: I love humans. Always seeing patterns in things that aren’t there.” — Matthew Jacobs Copy Share Image
“My doctor says that I have a malformed public duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fiber” — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Among doctors in general, I think more than half support what I'm doing. — Jack Kevorkian Copy Share Image
