If Edison was worried about his candle customers, he would have never invented the light bulb. — Nathan Fielder Copy Share Image
Q: How many chauvinist does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, the chick can clean in the dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden! — Brad Warner Copy Share Image
Religion is a light bulb, created by man to help him to see in the dark. — Paul Arden Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's more important to change politicians than light bulbs. — Robert F. Kennedy, Jr Copy Share Image
What Did The Little Light Bulb Say To Tis Mom ??! I Wuv Watss And Watts ! Heeeee-inq ! Cutex2 ! <3 :) — Hana Copy Share Image
Now, if you're Al Gore, you can afford $10 a pop for squiggly-pig-tailed fluorescent light bulbs. But if you're mainstream America, two… — Joe Barton Copy Share Image
I was 18 and had an inverted light bulb moment where I thought that nothing I could do or say or how… — Finty Williams Copy Share Image
“Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT… — David John Allan Copy Share Image
We forget just how painfully dim the world was before electricity. A candle, a good candle, provides barely a hundredth of the… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Give yourself five minutes to consider how you can turn a miserable situation to your benefit and that light bulb is going… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“You're not stupid for not knowing how to turn on a light bulb. You're a genius for not knowing how to turn… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do a lot of conferences, a lot of leadership training. For about six or seven years I've been making this statement… — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
How can the country that created electricity, the light bulb, modern cinema as we know it, and the Oscar Meyer Weenie Whistle… — Steven Crowder Copy Share Image
As far as where I go when I die, the concept that I am simple going to flick out, like a light… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
It's energy intensification, where we essentially have, through our light bulbs and cars, the manpower of [hundreds of] people working on our… — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
Just take me home where the mood is mellow And the roses are grown M&M's are yellow And the light bulbs around… — Lupe Fiasco Copy Share Image
“I smacked my hand across my mouth, muffling my scream. I wasn't sure what to be more freaked out about in this… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
Even though it's important for all of us to change our light bulbs and the vehicles we drive, it's much more important… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
When you look at the light bulb above you, you remember Thomas Alva Edison. When the telephone bell rings, you remember Alexander… — A. P. J. Abdul Kalam Copy Share Image
You think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day you’re changing… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The space shuttle was often used as an example of why you shouldn't even attempt to make something reusable. But one failed… — Elon Musk Copy Share Image
“We have heard the stories: Duke Ellington would say, “I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues.”… — Sarah Lewis Copy Share Image
“Someone’s gotta determine whether you guys are destined for superstardom,” I said, my mind catching up somewhat. A light bulb popped over… — Anne Malcom Copy Share Image
“Most people think of ways why their desires or goals would fail, instead of thinking of ways why they will succeed. Do… — Angela Williamson Copy Share Image
2Pac never attended college, Lucille 'O' Ball was kicked out of acting school for being too shy, Bill Gates dropped out of… — Justin Copy Share Image
“Tommy looked blank. "What's a flashlight?" "You don't have flashlights?" Jessup said. "Jeeze! A cylinder, like, with batteries inside it, and a… — Susan Cooper Copy Share Image
In Shanghai, I saw great contrasts. On one street there would be impressive shops selling copies of the latest word in glamorous… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
“He looked around the room: the light from outside was laying a big pattern across Goody’s bed and hitting this little rug… — Jeff Arch Copy Share Image
Franny has the measles, for one thing. Incidentally, did you hear her last week? She went on at beautiful length about how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration - said the genius who was 1% showman and 99% fraud.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
I didn't fail 1000 times. The light bulb was an invention with 1000 steps. — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
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