“How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem! " ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦” — Various Copy Share Image
I drive a hybrid, and we've changed our light bulbs and windows and installed solar panels and geothermal ground source heat pumps… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
“On cloudy days I just want to raise my arm up, stand on my toes, and screw a light bulb into the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Great quotes make the light bulb go off in my mind. If you're like me, you'll jump at the chance to bypass… — Zig Ziglar Copy Share Image
One time Robert Plant was set to check into the same room after I checked out, so I removed every light bulb… — Richard Marx Copy Share Image
“Consciousness is like a light bulb. We can dim it or brighten it with the power of awareness, love, compassion, and kindness.” — Debasish Mridha Copy Share Image
“I will be forever grateful to Dora Brooking, for not only spotting my light bulb but also helping me turn up the… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
When my mood was high, I seemed normal, even buoyant. I felt smarter. I had secrets. I could see God in a… — Gene Tierney Copy Share Image
Groucho Marx, in his later days, gave me the best review I've ever had and probably will ever have. I changed a… — Elliott Gould Copy Share Image
When Edison first started out with his "crazy" idea for the light bulb, skeptics were unmoved. They called Thomas Edison a con… — Linda Rottenberg Copy Share Image
You can think of individuals as different light bulbs. There will be a differences in wattage and in color. There will be… — Sathya Sai Baba Copy Share Image
I won't date a guy who doesn't own a toolbox. I'm not saying you need to be able to knock down a… — Kristy Swanson Copy Share Image
“I was working, but I didn't have anything like enough to do, and the bad times came in the evenings, when I… — Olivia Laing Copy Share Image
If you don't know a light bulb is a three-way light bulb, it messes with your head. You reach to turn it… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When I went to visit this rice cake plant, I hadn't realized how the rice cakes were made. As soon as I… — Keith Belling Copy Share Image
I come from Montana, and in eastern Montana we have a lot of dirt between light bulbs. It is expensive trying to… — Conrad Burns Copy Share Image
It's a slow process, but it is scary, because if someone can control your energy sources, they can control you. We are… — Mike Thompson Copy Share Image
“Remember those dogs I was talking about? The cues? While I was watching TV, I missed a few. Take a look: Steven… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“But what is the philosophy of this generation? Not God is dead, that point was passed long ago. Perhaps it should be… — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
So, I bought a new cd and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers..I mean plastic… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
“It's a poem about moths. But it's also a poem about psychopaths. I get it copied. And stick it in a frame.… — Kevin Dutton Copy Share Image
Ok once upon a flag.. Their was 4 girls the really weired freak the lovely girl who gets tourtned 3 the sparkling… — Myothersweetangel199 SparklingAngel25 Copy Share Image
“He looked back at the stairs. The man he had stabbed wasn’t moving. His dark skin had taken on the gray pallor… — Andrew Warren Copy Share Image
“. . . waves of desert heat . . . I must’ve passed out, because when I woke up I was shivering… — Ryan Boudinot Copy Share Image
Do you know: Why did Thaoms alva Edison invented the light bulb? Just a thought ... Some do not understand? He's made… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
“By the way, don’t you think shoving a light bulb up baby Jesus’ butt and plugging it in is just a little… — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
I went to a doctor and told him I felt normal on acid, that I was a light bulb in a world… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
[S]uppose you make a hole in an ordinary evacuated electric light bulb and allow the air molecules to pass in at the… — Francis William Aston Copy Share Image
I'm one of those people that think Thomas Edison and the light bulb changed the world more than Karl Marx ever did. — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
“I could feel it--inside, and I decided that night, reading poetry beneath a caged light bulb, that real was when you could… — Han Nolan Copy Share Image
I'm really not handy. I'm not good at things like changing a light bulb. If something is broken, the chances of me… — Chris Thile Copy Share Image
We talked death with burned-up intensity, both of us drawn to it like moths to an electric light bulb. Sucking on it! — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
“Q. How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Only one, if the bulb really wants to change.” — Gerald Weinberg Copy Share Image
“How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? Thirteen. One to find the bulb, and the other twelve… — Cathy Glass Copy Share Image
The human being is like a light bulb. If a human being is super stressed, depressed and filled with negativity, this is… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
What a relief. I didn't have to check the toilet for anything or the light bulbs or the phone. It was just… — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
“How many Lojbanists does it take to change a broken light-bulb?” goes the old Lojban joke. “Two: one to decide what to… — Arika Okrent Copy Share Image
It's a failure only if you don't get anything out of it, Thomas Edison said he knew 999 ways that a light… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
It goes back to the starfish. That's when the light bulb really popped over my head. We'd found one on the beach,… — Nick Sagan Copy Share Image
What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn't it?… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
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