Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light…

When my mood was high, I seemed normal, even buoyant. I felt smarter. I had secrets. I could see God in a light bulb

— Gene Tierney

Writing music and lyrics, you tend to become a control freak - sitting alone in your room with a bare light bulb over your…

— Jason Robert Brown

We live technologically, with man as the master of nature, man as the engineer, and let anyone who raises his voice against it stop…

— Max Frisch

We talked death with burned-up intensity, both of us drawn to it like moths to an electric light bulb. Sucking on it!

— Anne Sexton

He spent more time on the road to Damascus than a Syrian camel driver. And we thought nobody could fill John Kerry's flip-flops! ...…

— Mike Huckabee

So, I bought a new cd and I was trying to get it open but couldn't with all the layers..I mean plastic and then…

— Ellen DeGeneres

“On cloudy days I just want to raise my arm up, stand on my toes, and screw a light bulb into the sky. Don’t…

— Jarod Kintz

I went to a doctor and told him I felt normal on acid, that I was a light bulb in a world of moths.…

— Carrie Fisher

I am on until I am dead, like a light bulb.

— Henry Rollins

“But what is the philosophy of this generation? Not God is dead, that point was passed long ago. Perhaps it should be stated Death…

— Saul Bellow

When Edison first started out with his "crazy" idea for the light bulb, skeptics were unmoved. They called Thomas Edison a con man and…

— Linda Rottenberg

Groucho Marx, in his later days, gave me the best review I've ever had and probably will ever have. I changed a light bulb…

— Elliott Gould

“God is the light bulb, to where faith is the light switch.”

— Anthony Liccione

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

— Steven Wright

When I think about my own work, there usually is one or the other light bulb moment where there is this flash of insight.…

— Ken Ono