What Did The Little Light Bulb Say To Tis Mom ??! I Wuv…

Mostly, I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like a blind…

— Tom Waits

I am on until I am dead, like a light bulb.

— Henry Rollins

The bubble, as investing phenomenon, has been well studied ever since the 17th-century tulip bulb frenzy. Its counterpart in bear markets is not well…

— Anonymous

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?

— Steven Wright

“A Bible not read is like a bulb not lighted. Only insane people will love to work in the darkness with Kings' bulbs which…

— Israelmore Ayivor

“How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?" "Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and…

— Jokes About Writers - Writers Jokes

Love is like a house, if a light bulb breaks you don't just get a new house you work to get new light bulbs…

— Jake

What am I? Am I the bulb that carries the light, or am I the light of which the bulb is a vehicle?

— Joseph Campbell

When I went to visit this rice cake plant, I hadn't realized how the rice cakes were made. As soon as I saw the…

— Keith Belling

“He was rather like a Christmas tree whose lights, wired in series, must all go out if even one bulb is defective.”

— J.D. Salinger

“Step up to red alert." Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb." - Rimmer & Kryten, "Red Dwarf”

— Rob Grant; Grant Naylor

Monogamy is like a 40-watt bulb. It works, but it's not enough.

— John Patrick Shanley

“I will be forever grateful to Dora Brooking, for not only spotting my light bulb but also helping me turn up the wattage.”

— Simon Pegg

The LED light bulb is more than ten times the efficiency of regular incandescent lighting, so it can save the world hundreds of billions…

— Shuji Nakamura

“Our job isn’t to turn our bulb down to make the person next to us more comfortable. Our job is to turn our bulb…

— Crystal Zevon