I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
My penis is an awkward leprechaun that had not gotten lucky nearly as much as it had gotten bored. — Andrea Gibson Copy Share Image
Your reign on the top was short like leprechauns, As I crush so-called Willies, thugs, and rapper-dons. — The Notorious B.I.G Copy Share Image
“If I told you I make love like a rainbow, would you be my leprechaun?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“She put her hands on her hips and said, “Having red hair and freckles does not make me a leprechaun.” -Charlotte Mathers” — Micalea Smeltzer Copy Share Image
Perenelle shuddered. "You know I hate leprechauns more than almost anything. — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
“You know, the first two, I probably should've seen coming. The leprechaun costume? Not so much.” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
The earliest truth that we're taught is that there's a world alongside this world, with spirits, not mortals, an enchanted universe of… — William Holman Hunt Copy Share Image
I thought that was the coolest thing in the world, the idea of somebody trying to solve mysteries. I would see conspiracies… — Alex Hirsch Copy Share Image
I was writing songs as a kid about leprechauns and Catwoman and teapots - whatever it is that little girls wanna sing… — Bonnie McKee Copy Share Image
“LEPRECHAUN GOLD; FLOOR PLANS FOR GINGERBREAD HOUSES; TALKING FISH; GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE; TIK-TOK MEN;” — Michael Buckley Copy Share Image
An enlightened trust in the sovereignty of human reason can be every bit as magical as the exploits of Merlin, and a… — Terry Eagleton Copy Share Image
We cannot, of course, disprove God, just as we can't disprove Thor, fairies, leprechauns, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster. But, like those… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
If you're frightened of leprechauns, the best thing to do is to get yourself a little leprechaun outfit and see how big… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
“If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorn’s horn, being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin, would you… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
People nowadays talk about issues as if they're reading lines off a teleprompter. They recite what they read and echo it without… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
“I am the leprechaun I rainbow into being. Buy me a beer, and get to know my inner midget.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Humph,' he said, with a disagreeable air, 'the universe does its work very quietly.' (“The Bogey Man”)” — A.E. Coppard Copy Share Image
“Did that punk ass leprechaun steal your car?” She covered her mouth as Hugo and Younger started to laugh.” — R.G. Alexander Copy Share Image
St. Patrick... one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of… — Charles Madigan Copy Share Image
I mean, I would say I get five or six e-mails every day from people asking, "Is there going to be a… — Warwick Davis Copy Share Image
You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
If I had eyebrows like two rainbows, Id probably make love like a leprechaun. But its cool, because with that pot of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I stay away from the elf roles; I stay away from playing a leprechaun. All the roles I try to do are… — Verne Troyer Copy Share Image
I was writing songs as a kid about leprechauns and Catwoman and teapots - whatever it is that little girls wanna sing… — Bonnie McKee Copy Share Image
I know this sounds a bit mad, but I always take a tiny green cut-out leprechaun - about the size of a… — Carol Drinkwater Copy Share Image
“Trust your judgment, baby witch. No one else's. You've got good instincts for someone flakier than my mum's pie crust." (Leprechaun to… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
When I was 14, I almost had a big green leprechaun tattooed on my forearm. Thank God I didn't - it would… — Jonas Armstrong Copy Share Image
If you stepped out of the shower and saw a leprechaun standing at the base of your toilet, would you scream, or… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I am quite spiritual. I believed in the fairies when I was a child. I still do sort of believe in the… — Helen Mirren Copy Share Image
“There is something sinister about putting a leprechaun in a workhouse. The only solid comfort is that he certainly will not work.” — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Just because it looks like a leprechaun and talks like a leprechaun, it doesn't mean it can't act like the little fucking… — N.L. Gervasio Copy Share Image
