He wanted to be a lawyer, couldn't afford it, so he started dealing to go to college - good intention. — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
For all of you out there who don't know what 'ignoramus' is, it's an ignorant lawyer. — Gretchen Carlson Copy Share Image
The coffee arrives, and we backslide into what lawyers do best---talking about other lawyers. — John Grisham Copy Share Image
In the 1970s, Washington women lawyers were getting organized. Grouping together gave us courage. And we overcame. — Carolyn R. Dimmick Copy Share Image
Learn your audience and know how to reach them and don't sign anything without a good lawyer and a capable agent. — Vantile Whitfield Copy Share Image
And there's doctors and lawyers, And business executives, And they're all made out of ticky tacky And they all look just the… — Malvina Reynolds Copy Share Image
John Kerry described his Republican critics as 'the most crooked, lying group I've ever seen.' Now, that's saying something, because Kerry's both… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
If I had forty wives in the United States, they did not know it, and could not substantiate it, neither did I… — Brigham Young Copy Share Image
“Representing him. It’s a thing we lawyers do.” He leaned back on his elbows. “It’s super fun if you like arguing with… — Kristi Abbott Copy Share Image
I was not a community organizer before I was elected to the Senate, i spent five and a half years as the… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
“As one might expect, lawyers don’t rate very high on the trust meter. As one of my characters said in Chapter 4… — Frank R. Southers Copy Share Image
It is a reality that we have complete control of organised Christianity. Almost anywhere, completely. We 'Jews' must become lawyers so we… — Harold Wallace Rosenthal Copy Share Image
The leading rule for the lawyer, as for the man of every other calling, is diligence. Leave nothing for to-morrow which can… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
The law hath so many contradictions and varyings from itself, that the law may not improperly be called a law-breaker. It is… — Sir George Savile, 8th Baronet Copy Share Image
I would proclaim that the vast majority of what [say, Scientific American] is true-yet my ability to defend such a claim is… — Douglas Hofstadter Copy Share Image
Homicide, /n./ The slaying of one human by another. There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but it… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
The real object of the First Amendment was not to countenance, much less advance Mohammedanism, or Judaism or infidelity, by prostrating Christianity;… — Joseph Story Copy Share Image
Don't forget that we lawyers, we're a higher breed of intellect, and so it's our privilege to lie. It's as clear as… — Yevgeny Zamyatin Copy Share Image
If you're watching a film on your television, is it no longer a film because you're not watching it in a theatre?… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
No civilization would ever have been possible without a framework of stability, to provide the wherein for the flux of change. Foremost… — Hannah Arendt Copy Share Image
The more lawyers there are, the more people are out there to encourage others not to go to law school. — David E. Kelley Copy Share Image
I happen to like debating, and I like to debate like a lawyer, and I can argue any points to death, and… — Shonda Rhimes Copy Share Image
A lawyer who makes an impression as credible, competent, and civil is one whose thoughts I'll take seriously. — Raymond Kethledge Copy Share Image
All the libel lawyers will tell you there's no libel any more, that everyone's given up. — Ian Hislop Copy Share Image
Lawyers like to leave no stone unturned, provided they can charge by the stone. — Deborah Rhode Copy Share Image
Animals feed themselves; men eat; but only wise men know the art of eating — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
That one hundred and fifty lawyers should do business together ought not to be expected. — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
I shall not rest until every German sees that it is a shameful thing to be a lawyer. — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
Marijuana was a new phenomenon when we started. Now it's for everyone - doctors, lawyers, presidents. — Cheech Marin Copy Share Image
To succeed as a lawyer, a man must work like a horse and live like a hermit. — John Scott, 1st Earl of Eldon Copy Share Image
Lawyers hold that there are two kinds of particularly bad witnesses--a reluctant witness, and a too-willing witness. — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
All my life, I call myself wanting to be a lawyer because of Clair Huxtable. But the real dream was to be… — Nafessa Williams Copy Share Image
One listens to one's lawyer prattle on as long as one can stand it and then signs where indicated. — Alexander Woollcott Copy Share Image
It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true. — Gerald F. Lieberman Copy Share Image
My parents always said that I would be a lawyer or pilot or doctor - and I always just thought that's what… — Benjamin Clementine Copy Share Image
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