“Is it really 'pro bono' if a lawyer takes your case in exchange for explosives? -Captain Hartung” — Howard Tayler Copy Share Image
Everything bad that has ever happened to me has been caused by agents or lawyers. — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers. — Garry Trudeau Copy Share Image
About half the practice of a decent lawyer is telling would-be clients that they are damned fools and should shut up. — Elihu Root Copy Share Image
I write novels with a lawyer as the hero, no matter how oxymoronic that might sound. — William Lashner Copy Share Image
Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer. — Baron de Montesquieu Copy Share Image
When I told my parents I wanted to be an actor, my mom was, like, 'I think I heard you say lawyer.' — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
I never pursued anything but acting. But as a kid, I was really interested in the Supreme Court. I wanted to to… — Gillian Jacobs Copy Share Image
These days baseball is different. You come to Spring Training, you get your legs ready, you arms loose, your agents ready your… — Dave Winfield Copy Share Image
I think with every successful consumer Internet business, there will be lawyers that are interested in going after your company, especially when… — Jeremy Stoppelman Copy Share Image
If you wish to be a lawyer, attach no consequence to the place you are in, or the person you are with;… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
I got interested in the justice system. If I was, I'd probably be a defense lawyer. I was headed that way, but… — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
The Attorney General of the United States is, of course, not the president's lawyer. The AG is supposed to be the attorney… — Heather Cox Richardson Copy Share Image
If my mother hadn't tried to sell me chicken Kiev cutlets for $1.40 after I graduated from college, maybe I would've been… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
Country is run by... financial powers & corporate interests [who] send their lawyers to Congress to make laws so that they don't… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
I make no pretence at being well-versed in politics - it is all too often about personalities and emotion - but I… — Gina Miller Copy Share Image
“Lawyers often face intense demands but have relatively little “decision latitude.” Behavioral scientists use this term to describe the choices, and perceived… — Daniel H. Pink Copy Share Image
There's spatial intelligence. they're, which end up being, people going into math or music. there's mechanical where you work well with your… — Robert Greene Copy Share Image
But one type of book that practically no one likes to read is a book about the law. Books about the law… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Michael Sorrell had no experience running a college. He had been a lawyer and White House special assistant, but he knew Paul… — Hari Sreenivasan Copy Share Image
“He had a toughness about him, and his five grand Savile Row suit did little to hide the fact that he worked… — Dave Zeltserman Copy Share Image
It (trying to keep the law) grants you the power to judge others and feel superior to them. You believe you are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“But I'm not a lawyer. That's why I can see what the law is like. It's like a single-bed blanket on a… — Robert Penn Warren Copy Share Image
“One lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns ...” — Mario Puzo Copy Share Image
You don't even have to be a lawyer to be on the Supreme Court, which I think is hilarious. — Shannon Bream Copy Share Image
“Well, it’s nothing as impressive as a lawyer, but I sell the furniture you sit on most likely.” — Sarah Robinson Copy Share Image
Modernity has replaced ethics with legalese, and the law can be gamed with a good lawyer. — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
If you expect me to believe that a lawyer wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream, I must be dafter than I look. — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
It is not what a lawyer tells me I may do; but what humanity, reason, and justice tell me I ought to… — Edmund Burke Copy Share Image
So, in a way I was hedging and saying that if the Olympic stuff doesn't work out at least I can be… — Frank Shorter Copy Share Image
I am a pretty good lawyer, and I decided to close the office and to enter politics. — Tzipi Livni Copy Share Image
Everyone wants to say they hate lawyers, and yet I've never met a parent who didn't want their kid to be a… — Jessi Klein Copy Share Image
“Nobody is interested in hearing your troubles except for lawyers and they too get paid for it.” — Anvita Ahuja Copy Share Image
I'm not a lawyer, and maybe I should have used more specific legal language. — Sonny Bono Copy Share Image
What is the most beautiful word in the language?" The elderly lawyer quickly replied: "Home. — Chauncey Depew Copy Share Image
All that makes existence valuable to any one depends on the enforcement of restraints upon the actions of other people. — John Stuart Mill Copy Share Image
If you are resolutely determined to make a lawyer of yourself, the thing is more than half done already. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image