Don't ever rope me in as a late-night talk show host. I don't want to be one. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
People who stay up late at night are likely to be more intelligent than those who go to bed early . — Clevelle Copy Share Image
It's a privilege to present 'Late Night Live'. No radio program, anywhere on Earth, casts a wider net. — Phillip Adams Copy Share Image
“I have late night conversations with the moon; he tells me about the sun, and I tell him about you.” — S.L. Gray Copy Share Image
“Cut me own throat had drifted off and was doing business with those late night revelers who were too drunk to prevent… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Many of you might already recognize me as the guy in the question-mark suits appearing in the late night TV commercials and… — Matthew Lesko Copy Share Image
I was always working, so I would get reading done very late at night a lot of times. — Frank Caliendo Copy Share Image
What we do have is nothin' but time. Welcome to the Shawshank Redemption of late night! — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Today I learnt that, the extra oregano sachets the Pizza places give you, is the best ingredient to spice up your late… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
The average late-night viewer is in their mid-50s and the average viewer of TBS is in their 30s and is largely African-American… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
The news of life is carried via telephone. A baby's birth, a couple engaged, a tragic car accident on a late night… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
I don't do sketch anymore and sometimes I miss it. But I think what I really miss is that time in my… — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There have been so many jokes, about sex and relationships on the "Brady Bunch" set. For some reason, tabloids picked up on… — Maureen McCormick Copy Share Image
I'll usually stay up a little later than my wife and play Xbox, a little 'Modern Warfare 3.' Or I'll have a… — Rich Sommer Copy Share Image
When we developed the 'Seinfeld' show, we took a bet on Jerry Seinfeld, who was not a household name. But Jerry had… — Warren Littlefield Copy Share Image
I was a big Jay Leno fan, so I was sorry to see him go. But my number one person that I… — Megyn Kelly Copy Share Image
I saw a product on late night tv. It said, you can water your hard-to-reach plants with this product. Who the fuck… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
One of my great experiences in life was to be interviewed on a late-night talk show by a guy named Tom Snyder.… — John Shelby Spong Copy Share Image
“And she would like to cry, but she is unable to; and she would like to disappear but she won't; and she… — Micheline Aharonian Marcom Copy Share Image
Life's Highs... 1. Laughing hysterically 2. Dancing your heart out 3. Star gazing 4. Shopping 5. Going to the beach 6. Listening… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Hello, sexy. I knew that you couldn't get through the night without me," Finn's smug, slightly sleepy voice filled my ear. "So… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
“I think I better leave.” “No.” That one word stopped her dead cold. “Come here.” “Why?” “Because.” As if it was enough… — Elayne DiSano Copy Share Image
She said she loves you she said you're the only person she will love for rest of her life she said she… — Unkown Copy Share Image
“Boxers wear tape to protect their hands. But you get dependent on the tape, and then you don’t know how to hit… — Barry Eisler Copy Share Image
I have to tell you, though, the sexism in late night talk is so profound. — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
They will smile, as they always do when they plan a major attack late in the night. — Dejan Stojanovic Copy Share Image
I stay up late every night and realize that it was a bad idea every morning... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been followed home late at night. I've been shot at on the highway. — Oscar Pistorius Copy Share Image
