I mean, who cares about SpongeBob SquarePants? I'm sitting here with Wolverine! -random kid talking to Ari — James Patterson Copy Share Image
I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Yes, there was nothing else to do to get you high. I mean, there was, but white kids didn't hear about it. — Tommy Rettig Copy Share Image
I was a kid who got picked on in school and got beat up by popular, athletic soccer-type people. — Fred Durst Copy Share Image
If you read in front of your kids, it's very likely that they'll become readers, too — John Lithgow Copy Share Image
I was one of those kids who found it difficult to eat anything that looked like an animal. — Gina McKee Copy Share Image
This kid deserves anything good that happens to him. He's such a good guy. He's just the nicest human being you want… — Angelo Dundee Copy Share Image
Since having three kids, and the responsibility that goes with it, I know what it's like to graft for money. — Rob Cross Copy Share Image
It is important to remember that the ocean's resources are finite. The commitment these kids are making here today is a clear… — Ted Danson Copy Share Image
It was a bitter moment for us. We weren't two mature parents. We were just two kids playing grown-up. We still needed… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
As a kid, I was always into art at the same time as computers, and eventually I realised I was making more… — Aaron Koblin Copy Share Image
Mama never told me, 'Bess, you did good.' She wanted the best for us and she was an incredible administrator. She ran… — Bess Myerson Copy Share Image
I've been on Prozac for 12 years and I'm off it now. I know what it feels like to be excited and… — Jonathan Davis Copy Share Image
I think you can get away with so much more offensiveness when you're operating behind a stuffed teddy bear or a cartoon… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
I think what's important for kids to know is that your decisions here on earth matter, your behavior matters and how you… — Matt Damon Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a musician from when I was kid. It was always a massive dream of mine. School was… — Emeli Sande Copy Share Image
“There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren’t.” — Simon Rich Copy Share Image
My kids wouldn't dream of buying a newspaper - and we are a newspaper household. — Andrew Marr Copy Share Image
It's funny the more technological advanced everything gets, the more like acting in your bedroom when you're a kid it is. — Michael Sheen Copy Share Image
I think everyone wants for their kids the good things that they had. — Kirsten Dunst Copy Share Image
I still consider myself a working-class girl and would send my kids to public school. — Samantha Fox Copy Share Image
It's not my business to raise anybody else's kids. Mom and Dad got to do all that. — Juicy J Copy Share Image
“Kids. They're not tin cans or sheetrock. They're laughing machines. Wind them up and watch them go.” — Carew Papritz Copy Share Image
A song like 'Osito Carpintero' came straight from the Pedro Infante films, movies that all the kids in Mexico watched. — Thalia Copy Share Image
If I raised my hand to wipe the hair out of my children's eyes, they'd flinch and call their attorney. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
People like bluegrass. It's had a following amongst a lot of hip and young people. A lot of college kids like bluegrass. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Since I was a little kid, I did like fairy tale. I did dress up like Little Red Riding Hood. My mom… — Catherine Hardwicke Copy Share Image
If I can be a role model for kids, then that's fantastic. That's what I want to do. — Harry Kane Copy Share Image
'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.' 'FOUND IT!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kids are on their keyboards so much, between their smartphones and laptops, no one writes anything anymore. It's atrocious. — Vanessa Williams Copy Share Image
Kids are taking PCs and the Internet to new heights. They're the ones that are designing the cutting-edge web sites. — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
Our life may look glamorous, but we scream at the kids, and I have to tell Jamie to tidy up if we… — Louise Nurding Copy Share Image
If I called my kids a moron, I think it would traumatize them. I don't think they even know what the word… — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
I'm not really interested in thinking about marriage or kids at all. — Stacy Keibler Copy Share Image
Our goal with Khan Academy Kids is to inspire a life-long love of learning. — Sal Khan Copy Share Image
I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three… — Hugh Jackman Copy Share Image
I've always enjoyed baseball, but even when I was a kid I can remember viewing it with a businesslike approach. — Lance Berkman Copy Share Image