Kids Quotes · Page 141

Kids don't want to dye their whole head another color; that's what their mothers do.

— Todd Rundgren

California has more distractions, more activities for the kids, more driving.

— Laird Hamilton

“Here's what Mike knew about kids: They did stupid stuff. Pretty much all of them.”

— Kaya McLaren

“People should be more careful about what they read to their kids,” Park said. “Some of this stuff sounds dangerous.”

— Jennifer Crusie

In almost any profession, even if you're the kid of an actor, people are very supportive and want to see the next…

— Dhani Harrison

Kids get bored easily. They have got to get out and get their hands dirty: make things, dismantle things, fix things.

— Bruce Dickinson

Allowing your kids to watch TV doesn't have to mean they have no choice but to see commercials for junk food and…

— Charlie Ergen

Life is bittersweet. Inside our heads, if we're lucky, we're the same kids as we were when we were young.

— Hugh Hefner

There are so many times in my life when I wish I had the power to destroy anyone who would threaten or…

— Bao Phi

In the summer of 1964, my sister and I went to South Ballston, Virginia, to stay with my aunt and her kids.…

— Edward P. Jones

This was a very progressive group of clergy who foresaw the race riots that were going to take place when Dr. King…

— Sara Paretsky

I am a champion. My mom made sure that I did yoga every day. She dragged me because that was something she…

— Rajashree Choudhury

So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will…

— Dr. Seuss

I really wanted to write a book [99: Stories of the Game] on the tradition and history of the league, where kids…

— Wayne Gretzky

As complicated as joint custody is, it allows the delicious contradiction of having children and maintaining the intimacy of life-before-kid s.

— Delia Ephron

When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use…

— Gabriel Iglesias

I've got a feeling, you know, that pensioners talk in a very different way when their kids and grandkids, aren't around.

— Ford Kiernan

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud…

— Jeff Foxworthy

We make them [kids] earn the stuff they want. They're not going to play with their iPad today unless they do their…

— Julie Bowen

Maybe I see myself with kids, given the right place and right moment, with the right person.

— Cat Deeley

A family is a bunch of people who keep confusing you with someone you were as a kid.

— Robert Breault

When you work with kids, you realize if they have a really good, stable family environment that they're going to be okay.

— Amy Hill

I did not plan to have such a career in the fashion world. All that I wanted, was to have ten kids…

— Sonia Rykiel

You should never laugh at your dad if he's mad or screaming at you.

— Anonymous

I just want to put a banana on the floor run through the house and step on it just to see if…

— Anonymous

The best children's book writers are not people who have kids, but people who write from the child within themselves.

— Andrea Brown

The drunk kids, the catholics They're all about the same They're waiting for something Hoping to be saved

— Conor Oberst

Why do I have to be an example for your kid? You be an example for your own kid.

— Bob Gibson

How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?

— George W. Bush

I just think you should get married if you want to have some kids.

— John Corbett

It's nice to know you're working on something that will mean something to kids.

— Lucas Grabeel

I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn't together.

— Tracy Morgan

As a kid, I always wanted to be Carol Burnett or Johnny Carson. I love to chat and entertain.

— Caroline Rhea

What I loved about country music when I was a kid was the Grand Ole Opry, was 'Hee Haw,' was 360 degrees…

— Laura Bell Bundy

Kids will ask us 'How do you become famous?' It's the wrong question. Focus on the craft, not on the fame.

— Isaac Hanson

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good…

— Norm MacDonald

I wouldn't mind being a hero to a kid. I grew up idolizing players, so I know how important that is for…

— Johnny Damon

I'm still the kid who grew up with ink on his hands from delivering newspapers.

— Tom Verducci

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one.

— Archie Bunker

I love my kids more than anything. I love them more than me in some ways.

— Catherine Reitman