I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Teach your kids to make deplorable choices and hopefully they'll rebel and make the right ones. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Saw a lost dog sign with a pic of the dog and a little boy hugging it. I'm assuming the kids safe… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I am going to name a group of my kids after my favorite cartoons, I am going to name them after Transformers. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
On stage I am the actor, director and the bouncer all at the same time. Fear does not exist in this dojo… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I don't get any anxiety. I don't because of two reasons. Number one, just breaking through it as a kid and finally… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If my voice can resonate that way with kids, maybe it will resonate through 'Planes' as well, and they'll hear that little… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I was not a silly kid or outgoing. In fact, I suffered from quite a bit of anxiety. I used to have… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If a kid is really interested in wanting to have a career in aviation, he's actually learning and getting some of the… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Because of what I experienced when I was a kid, I want kids to have that kind of an epiphany moment, that… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are. — Dane Cook Copy Share
Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey. — Dane Cook Copy Share
My real first job was delivering newspapers with I was 15. I would ride my bike around and chuck papers at people's houses. The… — Dane Cook Copy Share
I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and… — Dane Cook Copy Share
If you think your demeanor is mellow or not particularly charismatic, the material can life you higher. So write everyday, and get onstage or… — Dane Cook Copy Share
If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma. — Dane Cook Copy Share
Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever. — Dane Cook Copy Share
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. — Dane Cook Copy Share
Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes. — Dane Cook Copy Share
I can't relate to the idea of suicide. I guess I'm just one of those people that is always optimistic and upbeat. But one… — Dane Cook Copy Share
Someone needs to make a zombie movie where when you get bit it turns you into a singing and dancing extraordinaire. — Dane Cook Copy Share
![“If a kid is really interested in wanting to have a career in aviation, he's actually learning and getting some of the [basics], not even just fringe. There are things in here that movie [Planes] about like the pulp of an engine, and it's the actual engine, the actual parts and pieces. So I felt…” quote by Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/d01/dane-cook-1394_aviation_if-a-kid-is-really-interested-in-wanting_2951788.jpg)
![“Because of what I experienced when I was a kid, I want kids to have that kind of an epiphany moment, that little jolt, that little spark that they see when Dusty ['Planes'] flies higher than he has before. That scene where he flies straight up, and he's starting to get dizzy, and then finally it…” quote by Dane Cook](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/591/dane-cook-1394_adults_because-of-what-i-experienced-when-i-was_1626727.jpg)
