If you are searching for happiness look in the mirror not for guys. — Livefree2dream44 Copy Share Image
Dear shaving commercials, stop shaving hairless legs. If you want impress us, please shave a gorilla. — Ashley Copy Share Image
Fake tan. Fake smile. Fake nails. Fake hair. Tell me again how you want a real man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am who I am, for better or for worse, what you see is what you get, accept me for me, or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Anybody has anything to say...Raise your hand...and slowly place it over your mouth until the urge to talk has passed! — Richie Copy Share Image
You can keep on feeling yourself, Im gonna be with somebody else, Better keep it real wit yourself, Before you end up… — Keri Hilson Copy Share Image
I might tell a story about somebody else, but I don't sit there and do a story about somebody snitching on me… — Chamillionaire Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you think you know someone that you havent seen in years and approaches them screaming out their name… — Shaquille Solomon Copy Share Image
It's impossible to love two people at the same time , some people just confused, they just want their cake & eat… — Jerico Mosley Copy Share Image
Please dont think your special cause my ex do the things I taught him women love that dont make you special it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A black man can say its because I'm back but once that white kid stands up and says its because I'm white… — Kenzie-ann Copy Share Image
& thats why Online dating fails, the majority of the time You fall for Lust, over Love,Lust is only temporary, Get that… — Syoung Copy Share Image
Girls who don't smoke, drink, party every weekend, sleep around, or start drama for attention. YEAH we still exist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real man would never get a girl drunk just to get what's on the other side of her clothes... — Raul Vasquez Copy Share Image
If you're Talking behind my back that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes you got to act like you don't care that's the only way to make boys learn. — Khat Leen Copy Share Image
When you see a guy opening a car door for a girl, it's either a new car...or a new girl! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't be much closer to anybody because a small change in their behavior hurts a lot. — Faira Here Copy Share Image
Admit it, you have that one voice that you only use on animals and babies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I say IDGAF or I dont care, Im actually lying to myself because all I can do is care. — Ocean Kusher Copy Share Image
'I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again...' Said no girl ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
; Instead of thinking what is wrong with everyone else, Why not look at your own shit and figure that train wreck out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If he loves you while he has another girlfriend, then he will love another girl when you are his girlfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm working with two speeds today; slow and fuck you. Which one you want? — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
'You look tired.' is just a polite way for someone to tell you that you look like sh*t. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life here is like a garden and see the good flowers are strewnpaths into the Thorns of Evil — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
People need to start keeping it real and stop pretending to be someone they're not! — SimpliNae Copy Share Image
You wanna cry? Try using a tissue, it works much better than your Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When guys ask you to send a picture of yourself...we're not asking for the one you took with your grandma last night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
