Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Calling someone without texting first is the new showing up unannounced. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Keeping it real must be a staple of all that we do! What's anything minus integrity! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not all women are angry bitter bitches, just like not all men suck. Get to know someone before assuming. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People who describe things as 'better than sex' are having the wrong kind of sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Carry yourself like a Queen and you'll get your King. Carry yourself as a hoe and we'll see how far you go. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
Admit it, when your crush does something incredibly stupid, it still looks so cute to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't spend so much time analyzing me and my life. Worry about your own, that is obviously where the real issues lie.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In this round of competition from mistakes warned not to get a bail-out But they have experience of your father. Fromthe mistake… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Attractive girls are always the most insecure. While these shrek looking bitches, walk around thinking they're the shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love music that has meaning behind it. I don't want to hear about how much money you're making or how many… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Self-love can only be achieved by living an authentic life. It’s not possible to truly love and accept yourself when you are… — Anthon St. Maarten Copy Share Image
I don't want to be your second choice anymore. If I'm not your first choice, then just turn around & walk away… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Immediately before the impact of innovative new technologies but have damaging effects begin to appear after a long time — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
He did not hate me because I was hatepurf he did not shoot me because he knew I was BulIetpurf it attacks… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Ask Myself Sometimes 'Why Do I Bother Changing My Phone Ringtone'?,Like If I Ever Hear Its, Nobody Ever Calls It — Akeem Hernandez Copy Share Image
Twitter is currently the only social network your parents haven't ruined. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are dumb, not blind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I promise you, if you mess with my family I have no problem doing whatever it takes to destroy your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fellas,...when She says she's on a pill ,dont risk it, use protection anyways. — Syoung Copy Share Image
My tongue will never ever poisoned honey, here are my enemies, are friends who understand who takes the — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Don't promise me the moon or the stars, just promise you'll stay under them with me forever. — Tinku Razoria Copy Share Image
The decision taken in haste to prove you wrong as it has proven many times that the game of chess — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All the guys I tried to be friends with, end up liking me. Bro, you're friend zoned.. Do you not understand? — Santana Copy Share Image
Every time we smile and act like nothings wrong it's called putting everything aside and simply being strong. — Khat Leen Copy Share Image
The day after tomorrow I'll worry! Today full of fun I'm still alive, let live — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Brushing your teeth before having breakfast is like wiping your ass before having a shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People be screaming No new friends but I got some new friends thats been more loyal than my old ones — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
There are two reasons why we don't trust people: 1. We don't know them. 2. We do know them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being a hoes is a popular trend that should die. And good girls are a dying breed — Sabrina Beaubian Copy Share Image
I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real. — Grumpy Cat Copy Share Image
Don't do anything from selfish ambition or from a cheap desire to boast, but be humble toward one another. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being afraid is okay. But if you don't work through that fear, you might miss out on some pretty things. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ladies; at least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Children do not play the new quote every day to write, think, and think mind becomes cheese — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Sorry is like a band-aid. Just because you use it, doesn't mean it's going to heal the wound. — Anonymous Copy Share Image