The beeping noise from microwave is always 100 times louder when I'm heating up food in the middle of the night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only time I open my books to do homework is when I can't think of anything else to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cuddle season is over. It's 'Get the hell away from me, it's hot as f*ck.' weather now... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always wrong and the other is the wife... — Raghav Singh Copy Share Image
The hardest thing in life is watching the person you love, love someone else. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mistakes are also with God, as Isend in the world. Then why I apologize incapable of mistakes. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
You can tell how much you like someone by how strong the urge to check your phone is when you're with them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you think you know someone that you havent seen in years and approaches them screaming out their name… — Shaquille Solomon Copy Share Image
It's impossible to love two people at the same time , some people just confused, they just want their cake & eat… — Jerico Mosley Copy Share Image
Please dont think your special cause my ex do the things I taught him women love that dont make you special it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A black man can say its because I'm back but once that white kid stands up and says its because I'm white… — Kenzie-ann Copy Share Image
Attractive girls are always the most insecure. While these shrek looking bitches, walk around thinking they're the shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
& thats why Online dating fails, the majority of the time You fall for Lust, over Love,Lust is only temporary, Get that… — Syoung Copy Share Image
Don't spend so much time analyzing me and my life. Worry about your own, that is obviously where the real issues lie.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In this round of competition from mistakes warned not to get a bail-out But they have experience of your father. Fromthe mistake… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
You deserve someone who knows how to make things up after hurting you. Not someone who is very good with the word… — KiKi Strack Copy Share Image
If my past is something you can't handle, my future is something you WON'T be in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Opinion...Everyone has it just dont mistake it as 'truth' and assume your right. — Syoung Copy Share Image
I may not know what I'm gonna do, but I'm not going to do what I use to do. — Syoung Copy Share Image
You say you want a Prince, yet you look in the swap amongst the frogs. — Christel Tait Copy Share Image
I can only show you something real, I can't make you appreciate it. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
What goes around, comes around, what comes up must come down, things u do, will come back to you — Angie Stone Copy Share Image
If you got them hoes, what the fuck do you need me for? If you got me what the fuck do you… — Amanda Copy Share Image
The worst mistake you can make is walking away from someone who actually stood there and waited for you. — Amanda Copy Share Image
If you text me first, you are legally obligated to continue the conversation! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a 50% chance you won't like me. There's a 100% chance I won't change because of it! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys, if your jeans are skinnier than mine, it's not happening. P.S. - My gay friend wants to know if you're single. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some guys will tell you they love you, and won't even know your favorite color. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Advertising has us chasing cars, clothes, and working jobs we hate, so we can buy things we don't need. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really don't give a f*ck about your graduation party. I only came for the free food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone say's I like your shirt.. I look down to see what I'm wearing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets face it, we've all had our teachers ass in our face when they were helping another student. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He did not hate me because I was hatepurf he did not shoot me because he knew I was BulIetpurf it attacks… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
