I remember being in high school and this guy saying to me, 'You'd actually be good-looking if you didn't joke around so… — Melanie Scrofano Copy Share Image
I know that I'll joke around to the last minute I get in the car. But once the helmet's on - it's… — Daniel Ricciardo Copy Share Image
Twitter is a good medium to lean how to write jokes. It pushes you to write a better joke in that, on… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Comedy itself is based upon very old principles of which I can readily name seven. They are, in short: the joke, exaggeration,… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
Anything that I'm passionate about and surprises me usually ends up turning into a joke simply because I have questions about it… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
High school wasn't a trial by fire or some ordeal that had to be survived. It was all a big joke. You… — Scott Westerfeld Copy Share Image
There are so many times where I may share a dirty joke or laugh at one, but the due restriction has to… — Sajid Khan Copy Share Image
“As the old computer-science joke goes: “Let’s say you have a problem, and you decide to solve it with regular expressions. Well,… — Ryan Mitchell Copy Share Image
There's so much being said about Donald Trump already, all the time, and the more you joke about him, the more you… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
“…she did not believe that the world was a vale of tears but rather a joke that God had played and that… — Isabel Allende Copy Share Image
I often joke that I straddle psychosis and neurosis, and that being an artist keeps me in the middle, so I can… — Sam Taylor-Wood Copy Share Image
I hate to say it... but, yeah, I mean, our class has always been really strong, and I always joke with my… — Xander Schauffele Copy Share Image
Surprise makes a joke funny. I love it when someone tells me something I couldn't possibly have expected; you've been led along… — Josie Long Copy Share Image
There was cake in the fridge and a note saying do not eat me! I ate the cake and left a new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“back, showed me the missing battery. "Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo," which was the punchline to the funniest Spanish… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never knew what basketball was. I started playing on the playground. People used to laugh at me and joke at me… — Patrick Ewing Copy Share Image
I always joke with my husband that, whenever he comes back from being gone for awhile, I'm like, 'You're like a feral… — Simone Missick Copy Share Image
My daughters won't let me retire. Many times I joke at home that this will be my last year, and they tell… — Willy Caballero Copy Share Image
I'm very comfortable in my skin. Everyone has insecurities - I joke around about wishing I had more cheeks - but I'm… — Leah LaBelle Copy Share Image
“I saw two birds having dangerously kinky sex on the main road, while several cars ran above them just missing the sparrows’… — Initially NO Copy Share Image
If you have to do something, write me a funny AIDS play. Sure you can. It's the biggest joke played on us… — Robert Patrick Copy Share Image
'A Death in the Gunj' is set in 1979 and we had to mute a joke that referred to Indira Gandhi. The… — Konkona Sen Sharma Copy Share Image
Chris Nolan went through Slamdance a year and a half after us, and he went on to direct 'The Dark Knight.' So… — Joe Russo Copy Share Image
People in the States live for finding something they can lose their minds over. They have nothing else going on. They watch… — Robert B. Weide Copy Share Image
I was obsessed with Andy Kaufman. The idea of watching someone perform and thinking: 'Is this real? What part of the joke… — Megan Stalter Copy Share Image
A satirist is someone who has a very skeptical view of human nature, but who still has the optimism to make some… — Stanley Kubrick Copy Share Image
“Yes, it was a joke. It’s a good thing I’m moving back here, Pup. You’re clearly starved for intelligent company if you… — Cardeno C Copy Share Image
I suppose there are times when I can't believe that I've lived the way that I have and done the things that… — Lauren Bacall Copy Share Image
Ever since I was 2 or 3, I loved to perform for people. I would walk up to another table in a… — Maxim Knight Copy Share Image
Anytime I can get either of them really laughing, I immediately pull out a pad of paper write the joke down, regardless… — Anthony Marra Copy Share Image
If the worst thing happening to Middle Eastern people is that Carlos Mencia is doing a joke about them being stopped at… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
As a comedian, you're making so many observations, so many measurements. You might catch someone's eyes as you're telling a joke, and… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
I'm one of those people that laughs at a joke 3 TIMES: >>ONCE when it's told to me >>ONCE when it's explained… — Tamika-leeigh Copy Share Image
“No time for jokes," Nakamura said. "Is Neil there?" "Let's just say I'm Sleeping Beauty's personal assistant right now." "I guess that… — Kevin Sylvester Copy Share Image
I don't even consider directing Burt. I just say, 'Hey, Burt, the camera's here. Read the joke and let's get onto the… — Hal Needham Copy Share Image
Where I'm from, to do acting is not heard of. Being one of the lads and all, you don't just go, 'Oh,… — Barry Keoghan Copy Share Image
Always warm up the audience with a joke…If you are not a particularly funny person, make sure that you inform them that… — Jacob M. Appel Copy Share Image
Tears come out of my eyes as soon as you said its over. There was a smile on my face because I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Micro humor is a joke that's contained in the writing: it's a punch line, it's a turn of phrase, it's something that… — Susanna Fogel Copy Share Image
I honestly feel like 99 percent of people have some kind of self-hate about their looks, and if I can joke about… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
