It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
There's something I find very satisfying about a nice ironic twist. — Charlie Brooker Copy Share Image
“We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!” — Dee Dee Ramone Copy Share Image
“The ironic part about all this was that it wasn't the first time I'd been nearly digested. But that's another story.” — K.A. Applegate Copy Share Image
“When you have plenty of knowledge that's the moment when you get vulgar, irnoc and hypocritical.” — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're… — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
Life is too ironic. It takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence, & absence to value presence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scotsmen are metaphisical and emotional, they are sceptical and mystical, they are romantic and ironic, they are cruel and tender, and full… — William Dunbar Copy Share Image
I think at its best the American sense of humor is the same as the British sense of humor at its best,… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn't that ironic? — Sarah Copy Share Image
The stream of empty platitudes ordering troop worship is especially ironic considering the abysmal treatment veterans receive once they return home. — Abby Martin Copy Share Image
“A boggart's arrogance knows no bounds; they fancy themselves above kings and queens." This was so rich that I actually snorted. Lord… — Heather Fawcett Copy Share Image
I'm not the first to admit that raising a child in Park Slope, Brooklyn, can bear an embarrassing resemblance to the TV… — Adam Davidson Copy Share Image
As you may have heard, former President Bill Clinton says he's coming here to California to help Governor Gray Davis in his… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
What I found most ironic is that the safest part for us as journalists was during the actual war. Back then, during… — Yaroslav Trofimov Copy Share Image
I myself identify as a recovering Blockhead. You'd be surprised how many twenty- and thirty-something hipster chicks have the NKOTB skeleton in… — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
This is why being a helicopter pilot is so different from being an airplane pilot, and why in generality, airplane pilots are… — Harry Reasoner Copy Share Image
You told us over and over that you don’t think you could live without books, but the ironic thing is, you’d probably… — Wendelin Van Draanen Copy Share Image
Mycologists are few and far between. We are under-funded, poorly represented in the context of other sciences - ironic, as the very… — Paul Stamets Copy Share Image
“Irony was new to her and tasted oddly good, like a previously unavailable summer fruit. Soon, she and the rest of them… — Meg Wolitzer Copy Share Image
“I was too hard to decide just what she hated most about [Kyleren]. There were so many thing. She hated his humor.… — Amanda Gerry Copy Share Image
teenagers are never joking. when seeking to prove a point, principals and teachers should remember that teenagers are never, ever sarcasic or… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
It's ironic that we've built the beauty world around 20-year-olds, when they have no f - kin' concept about wisdom, what life… — Charlize Theron Copy Share Image
Which is mightily ironic since one of the most common criticisms of American women novelists (it's a load of crap but it… — Lidia Yuknavitch Copy Share Image
I do not think there is such a thing as a "clash of civilizations." When I say that Muslims as Muslims cannot… — Talal Asad Copy Share Image
Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It all stems from the same thing - which is that when we are face to face - and this is what… — Sherry Turkle Copy Share Image
A young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and ethereal and ironic and reflective, but the declarative is at the bottom… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
As believers, you don't need to pray for a new heart, you need to pray for a new head. — Andrew Wommack Copy Share Image
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it without a sense of ironic futility. — Errol Morris Copy Share Image
We're raised to defend ourselves but get suspended for fighting. We're taught to love but get judged on who we're loving. Life's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is ironic that many Filipinos learn to love the Philippines while abroad, not at home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All of Iraq's oil fields are under U.S. control which is ironic considering all the gas stations here are run by Middle… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“It’s ironic that they swear to tell the truth on a book brimming with so many fictions, myths and errors.” — Yuval Noah Harari Copy Share Image
“It is ironic how those so hungry for an honest opinion are so quickly offended by that honesty. If you are not… — Loren Weisman Copy Share Image
![“I was too hard to decide just what she hated most about [Kyleren]. There were so many thing. She hated his humor. It attacked her without fear. She hated the way he laughed. It was too irresponsible. She hated his smile. Full of confidence, it displayed too much self-assurance. She especially…” quote by Amanda Gerry](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/b79/amanda-gerry-99954_clarity-of-mind_i-was-too-hard-to-decide-just-what-she-h_1329668.jpg)
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